December at night around here, where the houses have wheels and the cars do not, the magical sparkle of Christmas lights blends with the... More >>
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
She got a TV eye on me.
A few weeks ago, I bought a... More >>
This year the kids just banged on Bill's door regardless of the fact that the trailer was dark as a cemetery. And the only exterior light on the... More >>
All afternoon Bill Blake catalogued his depression. The money was gone. The beer almost. Rent long past due. Worse, beating-off had lost all charm... More >>
DWI/I can make it if I try
--Handsome Dick Manitoba
The heady mix of sleep deprivation, speed and booze has given me an eagle-eye... More >>
One way I've discovered to subsidize my real writing and alcohol habit is porn writing. Smut for Dollars: cheap hack porn-vid toss-offs for... More >>
If there is a hill behind the sun, it ain't Heaven Hill. It ain't the brown-colored liquid that is sold at two bucks per half-pint in neighborhood... More >>
There's a lovely little girl a few trailers down from me who has that guard up. That barrier of self-denial that is inevitably raised in kids when... More >>
Shirley MacLaine in Irma la Douce. Now there's a woman, the kind of gal I want: hips, lips, wit and sexual tension. And a whore.
Shirley... More >>
The garish rock 'n' roll bar, painted an eyesore "rock dude" purple, is fittingly situated in the company of half-empty strip malls, failing... More >>
The phone rings and I let it go. (That the thing still operates is shocking enough, considering I haven't opened a bill in months.) I sit some... More >>
On the day before holy International Western Commerce Day (Xmas), I awoke with undigested La Tolteca burrito bits glued to my face and hair whilst... More >>
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