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1998 Stories by Dewey Webb

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  • Tell the Teacher We're Cruisin'

    published December 17, 1998

    Teacher, teacher, I declare--I see Monica Lewinsky's underwear! Actually, the panties in question don't belong to Lewinsky; they're owned... More >>

  • Weight to Be Seated

    published November 26, 1998

    How do you feed a hungry man? If that ravenous fellow happens to be six-foot-one and weighs nearly 400 pounds, you don't try to cash in on... More >>

  • Turret Attraction

    published November 19, 1998

    John Geraghty wasn't born in a barn. Not that he minds living in a studio apartment whose exterior looks exactly like one. "It's... More >>

  • The Dead-and-Gone Salon

    published October 22, 1998

    "Live by the mascara wand, die by the mascara wand." If that's not the official motto of a new Valley business catering to the cosmetology... More >>

  • Deja Vroom!!!

    published October 15, 1998

    Get Dave Kleespies talking about his job and you're listening to a driven man. On second thought, make that a "pedaled" man. A... More >>

  • Artist Overboard!

    published August 20, 1998

    In Attack of the 70-Foot Courtesy Lady, he immortalized a high-rise-size hausfrau who wipes out an entire city with her "patent leather purveyors... More >>

  • "Final Episode" Killer Curse Revealed!

    published May 28, 1998

    "Seinfeld/Sinatra Death Link Exclusive! "TV shows don't kill people . . . but final episodes sure do!" That's the shocking claim... More >>

  • Bocce Bawl

    published April 30, 1998

    While thumbing through a recent issue of the Arizona American-Italian Club newsletter, would-be member Donna Guida had to laugh. In a recurring... More >>

  • Bullet Broad

    published April 2, 1998

    Liz Renay was never married to the mob--but the former gangland party girl insists her professional prospects were certainly marred by it. ... More >>

  • Nomads Land

    published February 19, 1998

    Nobody's ever going to mistake a night's stay at Bisbee's Shady Dell for a room at the Ritz. There are no mints on the pillow, and forget... More >>

  • Garbage In, Garbage Art

    published February 5, 1998

    Ever since the first Neanderthal scrawled on a cave wall and the second Neanderthal cribbed his style, artists have been "borrowing" from one... More >>

  • Child Con Carny

    published January 15, 1998

    "So, come in and meet the kids!" Ushering visitors into the dimly lighted family room of his Phoenix home, proud papa Shad Kvetko points... More >>

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