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2000 Stories by Dewey Webb

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  • She-Male Trouble

    published December 7, 2000

    For the better part of two decades, Felicia Fahr was the Valley's Queen of Queens, a flame-tressed temptress who ruled the local female... More >>

  • Prayberry RFD

    published November 23, 2000

    As peacekeeper of one of the most law-abiding towns in TV history, Sheriff Andy Taylor spent most of his time meddling in the affairs of the... More >>

  • Down Memory Lame

    published November 2, 2000

    In a classic 1955 I Love Lucy episode, Lucy Ricardo tries to figure out how to maximize her star-gazing mileage while vacationing in... More >>

  • Bat Scratch Fever

    published October 12, 2000

    Call it a "Really Stupid Undomesticated Animal Trick."While roughing it in a northern Arizona campsite south of the Village of Oak Creek last... More >>

  • Semen Says

    published August 17, 2000

    Is the little woman boinking behind your back?No need to get your panties in a wad. Just grab a pair of her soiled lacies and let... More >>

  • From Queer to Paternity

    published August 10, 2000

    While hanging out at Scottsdale Civic Center back in the early '80s, teenager Alison Farmer and her friends often dropped in to Jutenhoops gift... More >>

  • Kosher Clash

    published July 6, 2000

    What has oversize lettuce leaves, tomato and onion slices and a beef patty, all sandwiched between a giant poppy-seed bun? It's a hamburger with... More >>

  • High Marks

    published June 8, 2000

    Kids killing kids. Kids killing teachers. Kids killing themselves. The nation's youthscape is a fright, all right -- but there's one... More >>

  • The Big Sleep

    published May 25, 2000

    Years before anyone had ever heard of Quentin Tarantino, Blake Shira wrote the book on pulp fiction. Hooked on paperbacks at an early age by... More >>

  • Son of Slam

    published April 6, 2000

    "Mexico sucks!" Under normal barroom conditions -- particularly in a southern-Arizona beer joint heavily populated with Hispanics -- ... More >>

  • Feed Him and Weep

    published March 23, 2000

    He may not know a Coquille St. Jacques from a Jumbo Jack, but self-styled "Mill Avenue Food Critic" Dennnis (that's how he spells it) Skolnick... More >>

  • Match Game 2000

    published March 2, 2000

    With its crude lettering, sloppy punctuation and juvenile doggerel, the ramshackle signage looks like something you'd expect to see outside Spanky... More >>

  • He's Gonna Git You Sucka

    published February 24, 2000

    In the words of Ebonics-spouting female horndog Clarissa Jenkins, "Necessity be da mutha of invenshun, baby. Know what ah'm sayin'?" Thanks to... More >>

  • The Ho Shebang

    published February 3, 2000

    The legal equivalent of a catfight between two hookers battling over the same turf was the last thing on Tempe pizzeria owner Domenick Montanile's... More >>

  • 2000 Maniacs

    published January 6, 2000

    WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE 9s TURNED TO 0s? Former governor Ev Mecham told us he was "spending a quiet... More >>

  • It Happened Last Year...

    published January 6, 2000

    If He Only Had a Brain Called onstage to accept the "Key to Munchkinland" during a June performance of The Wizard of Oz starring... More >>

  • Nancy Sinatra

    published January 6, 2000

    You Go-Go Girl! (Varese Sarabande) She may not have invented pop music. But because her pop's surname just... More >>

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