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2004 Stories by Douglas Towne

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  • Drill Power

    published December 30, 2004

    1/3 - 1/28 Our couch-potato habits are so ingrained that it takes a drill sergeant to get us into shape. Too bad we recoil at the... More >>

  • Fable Bodied

    published December 23, 2004

    12/31 Appearances often are deceiving. You'd probably expect a public performance of Aesop's fables to be some infantile feel-good... More >>

  • OK, Go Go

    published December 16, 2004

    SAT 12/18 Jonathan Swift's satirical essay "A Modest Proposal" discussed how to prevent the children of poor people in Ireland from... More >>

  • Atomic Blast

    published December 9, 2004

    Sun 12/12 Could you ever have imagined a world where the sight of someone with facial hair and a mortgage spending quality time with... More >>

  • Trailer Mix

    published December 2, 2004

    Sat 12/4 When y'all are ready to wade through them thar beer cans and lawn appliances that ain't worked fer years, park yer double-wide... More >>

  • Step Brothers

    published December 2, 2004

    12/3-12/5 Since ASU's put the clamp-down on fraternity partying, Sun Devil brothers must find other outlets to express themselves. For... More >>

  • Hang the DJ!

    published November 25, 2004

    Thu 11/25 As the joke goes, they do celebrate Thanksgiving in Great Britain -- only on September 6. Why? Because that's when we... More >>

  • Balls Out!

    published November 25, 2004

    11/29-11/30 Marketing jingles, every sports franchise has got one. With the Suns, it's "Working hard, playing harder." Feh. The... More >>

  • Knight Riders

    published November 18, 2004

    11/20-11/21 We've swallowed the notion that a swath of desert near Gold Canyon transforms into a Tudor-style village every spring for... More >>

  • Dude, There's My Car

    published November 11, 2004

    Sat 11/13 Looking back on the long and storied history of automobile culture, it's safe to say no single decade mastered the art of the... More >>

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