Email Author Glenn Gaslin

1999 Stories by Glenn Gaslin

• Bum Rap

  published July 22, 1999

  First the good news: The title of the high school comedy/Gen X nostalgia flick The Wood is not, despite this summer's rash of double entendres, a... More >>

• Nookie Jar

  published July 15, 1999

  It's about time we had a talk. Yeah, you know, that talk. The one about how uncomfortable and strange it is to be a young human male, how raging... More >>

• The Teen Commandments

  published May 20, 1999

  Good morning, kids, and welcome back to class. You may have noticed that a new student has joined us. Or, actually, quite a few new students.... More >>

• The Hype and the Mighty

  published May 20, 1999

  Fans call it "that Star Wars feeling," the raw emotional high achieved by watching, or even just thinking about, the films of George Lucas. It's a... More >>

• Finger-Nickin' Good

  published May 6, 1999

  The most surprising thing about the new teensploitation horror film Idle Hands is the lack of masturbation jokes. It is a movie about a... More >>