Email Author Gregory Weinkauf

2004 Stories by Gregory Weinkauf

• Monster Smash

  published May 6, 2004

  "We must keep the atmosphere electrified!" announces creepy Igor in reference to an abominable experiment in Van Helsing, but he could be... More >>

• The Royal Treatment

  published May 6, 2004

  Mixing the down-under period charm of The Dish with preteen sweetness and some lightly rendered but significant social issues, Her... More >>

• Teen Spleen

  published April 29, 2004

  Rated PG-13. More >>

• Mean Streak

  published April 29, 2004

  "Thirteen is The Big Lie!" declares Daniel Waters, about midway through a dual interview with him and his brother, Mark. He's referring to... More >>

• Rock of Ages

  published April 22, 2004

  This may sound an eensy bit hyperbolic, but dig: Mayor of the Sunset Strip is the greatest rock 'n' roll movie of all time. Of course,... More >>

• Blarney Rubble

  published April 1, 2004

  As a proud sponsor of the Colin Farrell media blitz, Intermission opens on the lad's salable mug, basically sporting the same buzz-cut 'n'... More >>

• Gettin' Windy in the City

  published February 5, 2004

  Whoops, franchise! Way back in 2002, who would have believed that a comedy starring rapper Ice Cube (né O'Shea Jackson) would be a hit, let... More >>

• Rites of Spring

  published February 5, 2004

  It is so very nice when a movie completely outstrips the expectations conjured by its trailer, as is the case with The Dreamers. At first... More >>

• Oh-la-la!

  published January 29, 2004

  Behold a tale of true love (between a boy and a bicycle), of tireless courage (from a bitty grandmother with a club foot) and of a very shocking... More >>

• Pop It, Lock It, Yo

  published January 29, 2004

  Good day, friends and homies. I bring word of a project titled You Got Served, which essays the task of appraising the current state of... More >>

• Dude, Where's My Temporal Orientation?

  published January 22, 2004

  There is a recent generation of American men who came of age too late for free love and wanton property grabbing, and too early for post-grunge... More >>

• American Girl

  published January 15, 2004

  Not a lot of people know this, but our word "actress" is derived from the Greek phrase strumpetos luckyos, meaning "prostitute who somehow... More >>

• Viggo Mortensen

  published January 8, 2004

  Many will recognize Viggo Mortensen as the intrepid, benevolent Aragorn from the cinematic adaptation of The Lord of the Rings, in... More >>

• She's Gonna Have It

  published January 1, 2004

  Unless you've been living under a rock for the last year -- which often seems advantageous -- you may have noticed that there's a pugnacious air... More >>

• A Long-Expected Party

  published January 1, 2004

  Not unlike Kurt Vonnegut, J.R.R. Tolkien remains a massively popular author whose seemingly "morbid" work often reflects surviving the horrors of... More >>