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Awards

  • 2006 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published June 9, 2005

    "Baby Man"

  • 2006 - Arizona Press Club Awards, published June 9, 2005

    "Baby Man"

  • 2006 - Best of the West/First Amendment Funding, Inc., published December 22, 2005

    "The Crying Game"

  • 2006 - Arizona Press Club Awards, published December 22, 2005

    "The Crying Game"

  • 2006 - Arizona Press Club Awards, published September 29, 2005

    "Poker Faces"

2004 Stories by Joe Watson

Archives: 2006 | 2005 | 2004 | 2003
  • This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    published December 30, 2004

    THU 30 We've considered hittin' the sack early on Thursday, December 30, since we're planning on at least 24 hours of New Year's... More >>

  • "Nigga," Please

    published December 23, 2004

    Eminem's down with his niggas. Puerto Ricans like J.Lo and Fat Joe, and even that Asian kid in the baggy jeans, they claim posses of... More >>

  • This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    published December 23, 2004

    THU 23 Just how many stockings can you stuff into a bikini -- which happens to be clinging to one heavenly body at the time? We're... More >>

  • Soldiers of Misfortune

    published December 23, 2004

    Chris Bailey's suffering a double whammy this holiday season. Not only is he spending it in the Iraqi desert, but he's missing one hell of a party... More >>

  • This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    published December 16, 2004

    THU 16 Seems everyone from Dumperfoo's Blunt Club in Tempe to Mickey's Hangover in Scottsdale finally might have some central... More >>

  • OK, Go Go

    published December 16, 2004

    SAT 12/18 Jonathan Swift's satirical essay "A Modest Proposal" discussed how to prevent the children of poor people in Ireland from... More >>

  • "Snow" Job

    published December 16, 2004

    THU 12/16 Snow? Tony "Scarface" Montaña would bury his face in it, but we're not talking about blow. Sonik magazine's... More >>

  • This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    published December 9, 2004

    THU 9 While hot toddies, bourbon balls and hot buttered rum are required party paraphernalia in other parts of the country during... More >>

  • Float Yer Boat

    published December 9, 2004

    SAT 12/11 Look, there! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a boat covered in Christmas lights! Make that 40 boats, as a twinkling fleet of... More >>

  • This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    published December 2, 2004

    THU 2 Sorry to bear the bad news, ladies, but the catty confines of Paco Paco, 3045 North 16th Street, will be reserved exclusively... More >>

  • Trailer Mix

    published December 2, 2004

    Sat 12/4 When y'all are ready to wade through them thar beer cans and lawn appliances that ain't worked fer years, park yer double-wide... More >>

  • This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    published November 25, 2004

    THU 25 Maybe we've lost too many of our own brain cells along the way, but we were under the impression that spliffs and phatties... More >>

  • Hang the DJ!

    published November 25, 2004

    Thu 11/25 As the joke goes, they do celebrate Thanksgiving in Great Britain -- only on September 6. Why? Because that's when we... More >>

  • Quid Pro Crow

    published November 18, 2004

    During seven of the most frantic and festive days in the history of Arizona State University, a female nipple pierced with a 10-gauge barbell... More >>

  • This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    published November 18, 2004

    THU 18 The NHL's on strike, or haven't you noticed? We can't blame you, unless you've got some underage hockey-lovin',... More >>

  • This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    published November 11, 2004

    THU 11 With no bloody civil war immediately following the presidential election, it's probably time to dispel all the rumors of a... More >>

  • Those Bloody Red Sox

    published November 11, 2004

    Five minutes before he limped out from the Boston Red Sox clubhouse for Game 2 of the World Series at Fenway Park, Curt Schilling wasn't mulling... More >>

  • This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    published November 4, 2004

    THU 4 We were always envious of those boys at Brophy Prep for their designer duds, sweet rides, and acne-free faces. On Thursday,... More >>

  • This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    published October 28, 2004

    THU 28 To borrow and alter a rock cliché, if it's live, you're too old. At least, that's been the mantra for those... More >>

  • This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    published October 21, 2004

    THU 21 We love it when that little green light blinks "on," and the camcorder's rolling. Nothing like pretending we're spending... More >>

  • Novel Tease

    published October 21, 2004

    As a first-time novelist, it's hard enough for Marc Acito to get even mild props from the literary establishment, much less any sexual play from... More >>

  • Hello Kitty

    published October 21, 2004

    10/21-11/14 Bob "Daddy-O" Wade knows weird when he sees it -- or makes it. The "King of Texas Kitsch," as fans and art enthusiasts call... More >>

  • Studio Visit

    published October 14, 2004

    Linda King is digging past a mound of dirty clothes and clutter, into a corner of her bedroom, where the air is stagnant and stale, to find her... More >>

  • This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    published October 14, 2004

    THU 14 Touring bands -- those without the benefit of big-name promotion and record company expense accounts -- barely earn enough to... More >>

  • Scare Tactics

    published October 14, 2004

    Things we think are truly frightening: The everlasting popularity of Menudo (the boy band from Puerto Rico, not the bowl of hangover relief... More >>

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