Email Author Leslie Barton

2011 Stories by Leslie Barton

• International Incident

  published March 17, 2011

  Do you know how to speak French or Italian? While you probably won’t be fluent after attending the annual WorldFEST this weekend, you... More >>

• Driving Force

  published March 10, 2011

  Will an electric automobile ever have the swinging ass of a Chevy Corvair, the steel curve of a '69 Camaro, or four on the floor with suicide... More >>

• From Left Field

  published March 3, 2011

  What does baseball have in common with a touring stand-up comedian? Foul balls. The Seattle Mariners Spring Training Comedy Tour... More >>

• Go Dutch

  published February 24, 2011

  Let's reinterpret the classic David Allen Coe roundup song for Arizona: "It's 80 degrees and I don't give a fuck, got a cooler in my truck, and... More >>

• Love Hurts

  published February 17, 2011

  There is nothing vulgar about our vulva. Our hips are as raised as our senses. Sex is powerful and good. Hey, we could get used to... More >>

• Bull Market

  published February 17, 2011

  A skinny boy in tight pants says, “Rodeos are so gay,” as he grabs a turquoise boot from the store display and flounces towards his... More >>

• Love Stinks

  published February 10, 2011

  You don't like Mondays is no reason to erase Valentine's Day. Doodle pink hearts in your datebook and celebrate Singles' Awareness Day or your... More >>

• Gay Ol' Time

  published February 3, 2011

  What drama! It's that time of year again, where attention is focused on men in shiny, tight outfits who lunge and pirouette across the field of... More >>

• Curious George

  published January 27, 2011

  George Lopez is a full-blown celebridad. He recently announced and declined a run at Los Angeles mayorship, all within a matter of... More >>

• Lady Killer

  published January 20, 2011

  Don't let the aging echoes of drunken New Year’s declarations about weight loss and chores depress you. This year, feed your mind,... More >>

• Shades of Green

  published January 13, 2011

  You can be on the cover of Rolling Stone, write a book about your struggle with cancer, marry Hollywood royalty, and create your own... More >>

• Sorority Girls

  published January 6, 2011

  Even if Bristol Palin moves into an two-story brown stucco, she can take one last road trip. We suggest the Historic Women Of Downtown Phoenix... More >>