Email Author Lou Kummerer

2009 Stories by Lou Kummerer

• Cherubs and Chalupas

  published June 25, 2009

  For diehard fans of the Arizona Diamondbacks, it’s painful to see your favorite squad suck it up day after annoying day. Luckily,... More >>

• Shizz in the Pool

  published June 18, 2009

  Pool parties seem to be quite the “to-do” in Phoenix these days. The problem is that the more well-known pool parties are getting... More >>

• Bitter Tweet

  published June 4, 2009

  For those of us expecting a dramatic turnaround from the Phoenix Suns this year, things couldn't have turned out worse. In retrospect, it... More >>

• Damned Yankee

  published May 21, 2009

  It’s rare that we get the chance to watch an artist craft a masterpiece. Especially when the finished work is rejected by the company that... More >>

• Red Ink

  published May 7, 2009

  Watching pro athletes do anything outside of the sporting arena is kind of awkward and embarrassing. It’s like they’ve been... More >>

• Bar for the Course

  published January 22, 2009

  For centuries, golf has been a game of class and distinction. A gentleman's sport in which deals are struck and lifelong alliances formed. At... More >>

• The Missing Links

  published January 22, 2009

  Valley sports lovers have a lot to celebrate right now, with the once-laughable Arizona Cardinals hustling their way from the toilet bowl to... More >>

• Requiem for a Rock Band

  published January 15, 2009

  From black lights, bong water, and wizards to natural breasts and hairy beavers, no band captured everything that was great about the 1970s... More >>

• The Nightmare Years

  published January 1, 2009

  Slasher films were as much a part of ’80s-generation adolescence as awkward boners and acne. Speaking of hard-ons, we still get a little... More >>