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2004 Stories by Michael Lacey

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  • Raging Bull

    published October 7, 2004

    Looking like the nation's homeliest eagle scout, John Kerry snapped off a salute and announced to his convention, "Reporting for duty." George W.... More >>

  • Jesus Wouldn't Do That

    published August 12, 2004

    Joseph Stedino, the Cadillac-size Mafioso, shoved wads of cash toward Bobby Raymond, a state legislator who looked like an altar boy holding a... More >>

  • President Tofu

    published April 29, 2004

    Haven't you always wondered what Ralph Nader groupies look like? I have. Nader's a sort of celebrity in the way that tofu's a sort of food, and in... More >>

  • The Divine Sociopath

    published April 15, 2004

    I am terminally ill with rectal cancer. (Go ahead, make a crude joke. I'd have cracked wise if the tables were reversed. If only.) The pain... More >>

  • What was he thinking?!

    published February 12, 2004

    Bishop Thomas J. O'Brien is the highest ranking Catholic cleric ever charged criminally in the United States. As we go to press, a jury is mulling... More >>

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