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1999 Stories by Scott Kelton Jones

Archives: 1999 | 1998
  • Journey, Man

    published September 9, 1999

    Kevin Bacon is talking about his penis. It's not his fault -- not exactly, anyway. Bacon didn't bring it up, so to speak. He never does, at least... More >>

  • Goombah and Pokey

    published August 19, 1999

    Lo and behold the plight of the American gangster. John Gotti, the Dapper Don, has been sent down the river. His big-time heavy, Sammy "The Bull"... More >>

  • Notting Special

    published May 27, 1999

    Maybe it's the damned blinking thing, because it's not simply the foppish hair and boyish face--or, for that matter, even the vaguely befuddled... More >>

Archives: 1999 | 1998