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1999 Stories by Scott Kelton Jones

• Journey, Man

  published September 9, 1999

  Kevin Bacon is talking about his penis. It's not his fault -- not exactly, anyway. Bacon didn't bring it up, so to speak. He never does, at least... More >>

• Goombah and Pokey

  published August 19, 1999

  Lo and behold the plight of the American gangster. John Gotti, the Dapper Don, has been sent down the river. His big-time heavy, Sammy "The Bull"... More >>

• Notting Special

  published May 27, 1999

  Maybe it's the damned blinking thing, because it's not simply the foppish hair and boyish face--or, for that matter, even the vaguely befuddled... More >>