Email Author Stephen Lemons

Awards

• 2012 - Education Reporting Awards/National Education Writers Association, published May 12, 2011

  "White Lies"

• 2012 - Maggies: The Magazine Awards of Western Publishing, published November 3, 2011

  "Sourpuss"

• 2011 - Arizona Press Club Awards

  Feathered Bastard

• 2011 - AAN AltWeekly Awards

  Feathered Bastard

• 2010 - Maggies: The Magazine Awards of Western Publishing

  "Are Your Papers in Order?"

• 2010 - Best of the West/First Amendment Funding, Inc.

  "Are Your Papers in Order?"

• 2009 - Arizona Press Club Awards

  Feathered Bastard

• 2009 - National Society of Newspaper Columnists

  Feathered Bastard

• 2006 - James Beard Journalism Awards/The James Beard Foundation, published April 7, 2005

  "Behind the Green Door"

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2007 Stories by Stephen Lemons

• Holocaust denier Eric D. Williams pulls book; 9/11 Conference claims he's out

  published Feb 04, 2007

  Photographic evidence of the Holocaust: The Einsatzgruppen at work. Here's the latest: Holocaust denier Eric Williams, author of the self-published tome The Puzzle of Auschwitz, has removed the... More >>

• Holocaust denier Eric D. Williams DEMOTED by 9/11 conference.

  published Feb 03, 2007

  www.whatreallyisthematrix.com Holocaust denier Eric Williams chills with one of his own wack-ass tomes. The bloggers at ScrewLooseChange just caught the fact that Holocaust denier Eric Williams... More >>

• Beantown bumblefucks lynch Aqua Teen Hunger Force

  published Feb 02, 2007

  Resistence is futile, Earthlings, that's why we flip you the bird... This week's Friday poll of the New Times staff is a timely one, seeing that my favorite cartoon, Aqua Teen Hunger Force... More >>

• AZ Punk Chicks Are Hot!

  published Feb 01, 2007

  Micah (left) and Chris (right) welcome me to the par-tay... Your fearless Feathered Bastard ventured forth last night into enemy territory -- the 5th anniversary party for AZPunk.com hel... More >>

• Charles Goyette Says No to 9/11 Conference

  published Feb 01, 2007

  He won't be there: Goyette's gonna take a pass on this one. Charles Goyette, morning host at KFNX 1100 AM, called me today to tell me that he had not confirmed his appearance at the Chandler 9/1... More >>

• Eric D. Williams: Holocaust Denier

  published Feb 01, 2007

  Williams site www.whatreallyisthematrix.com Shoah-shirker Williams, author of the twisted tome The Puzzle of Auschwitz Eric Williams does not want to be known as a Holocaust denier. After my inte... More >>

• How Convenient!

  published February 1, 2007

  Sex, lies and audiotape: This plumed penman reckons that could've been the subhead for Paul Rubin's New Times cover story last week... More >>

• Hump Day Honey #1: Sumita Tomerlin

  published Jan 31, 2007

  courtesy Sumita Tomerlin Foxy Lady: Sumita loungin' it up... Wednesday is hard, and to get past it and closer to the weekend, we need help. That's my thinking behind my new Wed. feature: ... More >>

• Douchebag Larry Gaydos: Dork After Dark.

  published Jan 30, 2007

  www.ktar.com Asswipe Gay-dork, after dark for a reason. Until last night, I was sure KTAR's Bill O'Reilly-wannabe Darrell Ankarlo was the biggest butthole on the local airwaves. But then... More >>

• John Zidich balks, talks...

  published Jan 26, 2007

  Wikimedia Commons And the reorg at the Rep rolls on... Thie eve, I caught up with Arizona Republic publisher John Zidich (referred to by wags as Zee-Dick) via phone at his Scottsdale pad, ... More >>

• Fart Club: the Friday Poll

  published Jan 26, 2007

  WikimediaCommons The crap you find online: A woodblock of some old Japanese biddy letting one fly. The first rule of fart club is: You don't talk about fart club. The second rule of fart ... More >>

• I See Dead People: Gunther von Hagens' Body Worlds

  published Jan 25, 2007

  See, chicks are hot even without their skin! So I got up really early this a.m. to hang out with a bunch of stiffs -- specifically the mannequin-like corpses of Gunther von Hagens' Body Worlds ... More >>

• Arizona Republic says, "Reapply, PHX peons..."

  published Jan 24, 2007

  Oh, and after we're finished, we'd like for you to reapply for your job. Stop the presses, while there are still presses to stop: The Arizona Republic's currently undergoing a massive re... More >>

• Obama, No Osama: New York Times readers not interested in terrorism...

  published Jan 24, 2007

  Wikimedia Commons The Kingdom and the Power, as long as you've got crossword puzzles and Disney teenyboppper tripe. Five-plus years since the largest terrorist attack on American soil, and ... More >>

• Bush's Menu for State of the Union: Really Lame Duck

  published Jan 24, 2007

  from Thenationmart.com Usually The Nation's full of shit, but not with this cover. I'm not inclined to bitch about Duh!bya like the billion other whiney-ass libs on the Web. After all, I'm ... More >>

• Darrell Ankarlo Spares the Rod

  published Jan 22, 2007

  from Ankarlo's MySpace page Darrell dines out for a change... Listening to Ankar-low Brow this morning on KTAR 92.3 FM talking about how 'rents shouldn't spare the rod when it comes to thei... More >>

• Would You Bone a Midgetr

  published Jan 19, 2007

  Chuey's greatest fantasy: To have knocked boots with Natalee Holloway before she croaked. This Friday's wack-ass poll is dedicated to my personal hero Chuey the Rock 'n' Roll Midget, fam... More >>

• Darrell Ankar-low Brow

  published Jan 17, 2007

  http://www.ktar.com/ A face only Herman Munster's wife Lily could love. Darrell Ankarlo's KTAR 92.3 FM morning show is talk radio for people who think Dane Cook's a friggin' comic genius. H... More >>

• Sheriff Gangbanger

  published January 18, 2007

  This ornery oriole gags over the way most of the P-town press plays cocker spaniel to Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Take, for example, the myth that... More >>

• Tranny Love

  published Jan 16, 2007

  courtesy M. Delgina Through a glass darkly: Michelle Delgina still wants to use the chick's loo at Anderson's... Michelle Delgina, one of the transgendered chicks-with-sticks who's demandin... More >>

• Anybody wanna get highr

  published Jan 12, 2007

  www.southparkstudios.com Towlie wants to know what you like to do when you hitta da bong... It's Friday, and that means it's time for my first ever Friday Top Ten, in which I'll poll the Ne... More >>

• Transgender Benders

  published Jan 11, 2007

  Coming soon to a chick's loo near you... As Ray Davies sang so long ago, "Girls will be boys and boys will be girls/ It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world..." And indeed, some in the V... More >>

• Westcor Weenies

  published January 11, 2007

  If Biltmore Fashion Park's lookin' paler than normal — whiter even than the line at a NASCAR concession stand — this bilious... More >>

• Ankarlo Kisses Arpaio's Ass

  published Jan 09, 2007

  Is that Gary Busey in The Buddy Holly Storyr Nah, it's Ankarlo, happy as a pig in a turd pond after lickin' Arpaio's wingtips. So the Mormon-owned 92.3 FM KTAR didn't waste much time showi... More >>

• HAG's Naughty Nurses, Still Stickin' It to the CNA

  published Jan 06, 2007

  More hot nurses that CNA copped from the U.K.'s Sun tabloid. Anyone doubting the Heart Attack Grill's triumphant victory over the forces of political correctness as led by the speech polic... More >>