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  • Holocaust denier Eric D. Williams pulls book; 9/11 Conference claims he's out

    published Feb 04, 2007

    Photographic evidence of the Holocaust: The Einsatzgruppen at work. Here's the latest: Holocaust denier Eric Williams, author of the self-published tome The Puzzle of Auschwitz, has removed the... More >>

  • Holocaust denier Eric D. Williams DEMOTED by 9/11 conference.

    published Feb 03, 2007

    www.whatreallyisthematrix.com Holocaust denier Eric Williams chills with one of his own wack-ass tomes. The bloggers at ScrewLooseChange just caught the fact that Holocaust denier Eric Williams... More >>

  • Beantown bumblefucks lynch Aqua Teen Hunger Force

    published Feb 02, 2007

    Resistence is futile, Earthlings, that's why we flip you the bird... This week's Friday poll of the New Times staff is a timely one, seeing that my favorite cartoon, Aqua Teen Hunger Force... More >>

  • AZ Punk Chicks Are Hot!

    published Feb 01, 2007

    Micah (left) and Chris (right) welcome me to the par-tay... Your fearless Feathered Bastard ventured forth last night into enemy territory -- the 5th anniversary party for AZPunk.com hel... More >>

  • Charles Goyette Says No to 9/11 Conference

    published Feb 01, 2007

    He won't be there: Goyette's gonna take a pass on this one. Charles Goyette, morning host at KFNX 1100 AM, called me today to tell me that he had not confirmed his appearance at the Chandler 9/1... More >>

  • Eric D. Williams: Holocaust Denier

    published Feb 01, 2007

    Williams site www.whatreallyisthematrix.com Shoah-shirker Williams, author of the twisted tome The Puzzle of Auschwitz Eric Williams does not want to be known as a Holocaust denier. After my inte... More >>

  • How Convenient!

    published February 1, 2007

    Sex, lies and audiotape: This plumed penman reckons that could've been the subhead for Paul Rubin's New Times cover story last week... More >>

  • Hump Day Honey #1: Sumita Tomerlin

    published Jan 31, 2007

    courtesy Sumita Tomerlin Foxy Lady: Sumita loungin' it up... Wednesday is hard, and to get past it and closer to the weekend, we need help. That's my thinking behind my new Wed. feature: ... More >>

  • Douchebag Larry Gaydos: Dork After Dark.

    published Jan 30, 2007

    www.ktar.com Asswipe Gay-dork, after dark for a reason. Until last night, I was sure KTAR's Bill O'Reilly-wannabe Darrell Ankarlo was the biggest butthole on the local airwaves. But then... More >>

  • John Zidich balks, talks...

    published Jan 26, 2007

    Wikimedia Commons And the reorg at the Rep rolls on... Thie eve, I caught up with Arizona Republic publisher John Zidich (referred to by wags as Zee-Dick) via phone at his Scottsdale pad, ... More >>

  • Fart Club: the Friday Poll

    published Jan 26, 2007

    WikimediaCommons The crap you find online: A woodblock of some old Japanese biddy letting one fly. The first rule of fart club is: You don't talk about fart club. The second rule of fart ... More >>

  • I See Dead People: Gunther von Hagens' Body Worlds

    published Jan 25, 2007

    See, chicks are hot even without their skin! So I got up really early this a.m. to hang out with a bunch of stiffs -- specifically the mannequin-like corpses of Gunther von Hagens' Body Worlds ... More >>

  • Arizona Republic says, "Reapply, PHX peons..."

    published Jan 24, 2007

    Oh, and after we're finished, we'd like for you to reapply for your job. Stop the presses, while there are still presses to stop: The Arizona Republic's currently undergoing a massive re... More >>

  • Obama, No Osama: New York Times readers not interested in terrorism...

    published Jan 24, 2007

    Wikimedia Commons The Kingdom and the Power, as long as you've got crossword puzzles and Disney teenyboppper tripe. Five-plus years since the largest terrorist attack on American soil, and ... More >>

  • Bush's Menu for State of the Union: Really Lame Duck

    published Jan 24, 2007

    from Thenationmart.com Usually The Nation's full of shit, but not with this cover. I'm not inclined to bitch about Duh!bya like the billion other whiney-ass libs on the Web. After all, I'm ... More >>

  • Darrell Ankarlo Spares the Rod

    published Jan 22, 2007

    from Ankarlo's MySpace page Darrell dines out for a change... Listening to Ankar-low Brow this morning on KTAR 92.3 FM talking about how 'rents shouldn't spare the rod when it comes to thei... More >>

  • Would You Bone a Midget?

    published Jan 19, 2007

    Chuey's greatest fantasy: To have knocked boots with Natalee Holloway before she croaked. This Friday's wack-ass poll is dedicated to my personal hero Chuey the Rock 'n' Roll Midget, fam... More >>

  • Darrell Ankar-low Brow

    published Jan 17, 2007

    http://www.ktar.com/ A face only Herman Munster's wife Lily could love. Darrell Ankarlo's KTAR 92.3 FM morning show is talk radio for people who think Dane Cook's a friggin' comic genius. H... More >>

  • Sheriff Gangbanger

    published January 18, 2007

    This ornery oriole gags over the way most of the P-town press plays cocker spaniel to Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Take, for example, the myth that... More >>

  • Tranny Love

    published Jan 16, 2007

    courtesy M. Delgina Through a glass darkly: Michelle Delgina still wants to use the chick's loo at Anderson's... Michelle Delgina, one of the transgendered chicks-with-sticks who's demandin... More >>

  • Anybody wanna get high?

    published Jan 12, 2007

    www.southparkstudios.com Towlie wants to know what you like to do when you hitta da bong... It's Friday, and that means it's time for my first ever Friday Top Ten, in which I'll poll the Ne... More >>

  • Transgender Benders

    published Jan 11, 2007

    Coming soon to a chick's loo near you... As Ray Davies sang so long ago, "Girls will be boys and boys will be girls/ It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world..." And indeed, some in the V... More >>

  • Westcor Weenies

    published January 11, 2007

    If Biltmore Fashion Park's lookin' paler than normal — whiter even than the line at a NASCAR concession stand — this bilious... More >>

  • Ankarlo Kisses Arpaio's Ass

    published Jan 09, 2007

    Is that Gary Busey in The Buddy Holly Story? Nah, it's Ankarlo, happy as a pig in a turd pond after lickin' Arpaio's wingtips. So the Mormon-owned 92.3 FM KTAR didn't waste much time showi... More >>

  • HAG's Naughty Nurses, Still Stickin' It to the CNA

    published Jan 06, 2007

    More hot nurses that CNA copped from the U.K.'s Sun tabloid. Anyone doubting the Heart Attack Grill's triumphant victory over the forces of political correctness as led by the speech polic... More >>

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