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2007 Stories by Stephen Lemons

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  • Bedbugs in Phoenix Hilton, not Paris Hilton

    published Jan 04, 2007

    A common bedbug, Cimex lectularius, perhaps munchin' out on Alison Trainer's ass? When I first read this story online, I thought it said that Oprah got bedbugs from Paris Hilton. Then I st... More >>

  • Ford Fumblebutt

    published Jan 03, 2007

    http://www.danacarvey.net/ "Former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious." I don't think I've ever been so happy to see an ex-Prez get planted. Despite the nonstop e... More >>

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