Best Place to Eat If You're Starting a Diet Tomorrow - 2000
Mrs. White's Golden Rule Cafe
The choice of where to indulge in a final meal before bowing to Jenny Craig is simple: Mrs. White's.
There's no need to get gourmet with descriptions here -- just imagine the best-ever Southern fried chicken, pork chops, smothered chicken, chicken and dumplings, chicken-fried steak and fried fish ever to bless your tongue. Picture great puddles of gravy, black-eyed peas, greens and home-style peach cobbler. Visualize massive portions that crowd every inch of the plate.
The meal is chosen from a menu written on the wall, surrounded by celebrity graffiti. (The Phoenix Suns are said to love this place -- sure, they can work it off on the court.) When you're done, tell the friendly folks behind the counter what you had, and they'll ring you up. They trust you not to cheat.
Now, if you can only trust yourself not to cheat on your diet.