Best Place to Tell Mom and Dad You're Having a Love Child - 2000
Romano's Macaroni Grill
Q: Are you in favor of matrimony?
A: Only with cheese.
But seriously, ladies, when it comes time to tell the folks you're in the family way without the benefit of wedlock, we can't think of a better place to bite the bullet than this clamorous pasta palace.
With dishes clanking, an opera singer wailing and other customers shouting to be heard above the convivial din, your parents will soon be lulled into a state of idyllic catatonia. And when you do break the news, chances are the only reaction will be, "I'm sorry, dear. What did you say?"
And the food isn't bad, either. Dig in -- you're eating for two.