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Best Brimstone (and Hellfire) Phoenix 2009 - Final Destination

Beware: Final Destination, in its fourth incarnation at the Door Christian Center in Chandler, is not a traditional haunted house. If you're looking for a fun and scary activity to work in between bouts of recreational drug use, promiscuous sex, and idol worship, this "haunted house-style attraction" run by evangelical Christians is not for you. Unless, that is, you're willing to watch a doctor hold down a screaming patient during a mock abortion before going back to your normal weekend routine of smoking up a hooker (using a Bible as rolling paper) while listening to Marilyn Manson. Final Destination is, however, very well put together, with great acting, impressive production values, and passionate workers who'll do their best to save your soul. If you're a remorseless heathen who's Hell-bound anyway, or if you're maybe interested in getting saved, Final Destination makes for a pretty damned entertaining night.

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Not a lot of people saw this section explaining what "Final Destination" was, and subsequently attended it and were horrified. Not only did The Door Christian church put on a gruesome display of abortions and other "sins", but they blatantly referred to gays as "faggots" and used other slurs. Here's a video of people confronting the church staff about it