Once your eyeballs adjust, you'll realize this bounteous cavern contains more than just wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling rhinestone and crystal bibs, in every color that's ever graced a quinceañera or prom. Faux pearls, from believable to cocktail-onion size, share space with handbags drenched in satin roses, statement necklaces, and every kind of hat embellished with every kind of stud. Among the pathologically sparkly bangles, belts, cuffs, tiaras, navel jewelry, and hair ornaments, you'll even find a few baubles targeting goths and hipsters. Prices are clearly displayed, but "Ask assistance for details," as the sign obliquely suggests, to discover secret sale items. Arrrrr!