1) Jake Goldsmith is not, nor has ever been a resident at Sticky Fingers. (and all it took me was a google search)
2) You're game does sound quite fun...well as long as you are a classist bigot. Instead of accentuating the diversity of the Washington Row, you yet again find a way to show everyone who reads this how disconnected and judgmental you are. And I suppose the African-American Heavy crowd, as you might put it, at Club PHX is invisible. Or maybe fear of social ostracism for lack of political correctness simply made their presence...less important.