Anybody wanna get high?
It's Friday, and that means it's time for my first ever Friday Top Ten, in which I'll poll the New Times staff on a subject, post that bitch, and ask you, the vast New Times audience to add to the list. This week's topic is a real crowd-pleaser: smokin' cheeba; 420; geting baked, blazed, stoned, high, retarded or whatever you wanna call it. But specifically, your top pick for what you like to do while you're smokin' on a blunt. Our mascot for this week's fun: Towlie from South Park, perhaps the greatest South Park character ever next to Big Gay Al. So here goes. Audience participation is mandatory. Plus, what the fuck else have you got to do while you stare at that 'puter screen at work?
THE NEW TIMES EDITORIAL STAFF'S TOP TEN THINGS THEY LIKE TO DO WHILE INHALING WEED
10) Watch South Park (natch) or Adult Swim, specifically Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
9) Talk to plants.
8) Drink Velvet Slammers (a concoction of champagne and tequila that'll make your face numb).
7) Eat Funyuns and listen to Black Sabbath.
6) Naked Twister (if at a party).
5) Stare at a roaring fire. (Sounds gay, I know, but that's what he said.)
4) Go swimming (uh, not a good idea)
3) Play Grand Theft Auto, San Andreas or watch my Jackass DVD.
2) Order a pizza and offer to pay the delivery guy with chronic.
....and the #1 thing New Times editorial likes to do while high.....
1) Watch porn and spankit...
Keith Olbermann, eat your heart out...
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