Modesty is not one of Crazy Angies better virtues. The charmingly foul-mouthed host of the weekly Goldfish Races at Giligins, 4251 North Winfield Scott Plaza, is rude, crude and brimming with attitude. Oh, and shes also smoking hot to boot.
Crazy Angie acts as equal parts referee and roastmaster of the aquatic event -- which involves patrons squirting the golden swimmers with water guns to get them to the finish line first -- and isnt shy about unleashing insults at customers, demeaning just about everyone in the bar with the scope of an equal opportunity offender.
A sense of propriety is pretty useless here, as the anything-goes-vibe at Giligans extends beyond the fishy run and $3 Coors Light Bombers. Case in point, for the ladies: Bare your chest and youll automatically win, despite how your goldfish performs. Thrill seekers looking for a glimpse of skin, greasy pub grub, and little good-natured disrespect will find plenty to dig on Wednesday, May 18.
Tuesdays, Wednesdays, 10 p.m., 2011
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