Throughout human history, wigs have benefited mankind. The ancient Egyptians donned them to shield their melons from the sunshine, Frances King Louis XIII hid his premature baldness with a hairpiece, and now Valley barflies can use them to score cheap alcohol during Wigger Wednesdays. The weird watering hole called Monkey Pants allows anyone sporting a counterfeit coiffure to nab drink specials such as $1.50 domestic pints, $2 well drinks, $2 domestic bottles, and 50 cents off premium beers. Wigger Wednesday is [about] donning someone elses ´do and drinking enough cheap booze that the ´do and you weld together into a persona, and taking that persona to places you could only dream, says Monkey Pants owner Dan OLeary. Actually, its just a really great opportunity for bald guys to get laid. Right on.
Wednesdays, 7 p.m., 2008
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