While most folks are loath to admit it to their significant other, theyre likely skilled at the art faking sexual thrills. It can be downright deadly to a relationship, but those talents will prove most useful when competing in the Air Sex World Championships.
Much like air guitar requires you to strum out tasty riffs on an imaginary six-string, the act of air sex involves fake-making filthy, filthy love to an invisible partner. Performances overflow with creativity and outlandishness and, best of all, you dont need to call anyone the morning after.
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The Air Sex World Championships will make a return visit to the Valley when it stops by The Royale in Mesa. Contestants have about two minutes to perform their routines (call it a quickie) and show everyone how they do it. Or how they wish they could do it. Or how they once had it done to them in college when they decided to experiment after one too many Long Islands. Prizes, including schwag from Fleshlight, will be awarded to the best performers.
Sat., Oct. 8, 9 p.m., 2011