Nag, Nag, Nag

It's time again for local PETA and Gamblers Anonymous hard-liners to start their sniping, 'cause the nags bust down the gates once more on Friday and Saturday, October 5 and 6, during Turf Paradise Opening Weekend. We're certainly not pro-horse abuse, and we couldn't care less about your gambling problem...

By Clay McNear

October 4, 2007

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It's time again for local PETA and Gamblers Anonymous hard-liners to start their sniping, 'cause the nags bust down the gates once more on Friday and Saturday, October 5 and 6, during Turf Paradise Opening Weekend. We're certainly not pro-horse abuse, and we couldn't care less about your gambling problem -- it's your money, honey -- but we do like the sound of free grandstand admission on opening day.
Fri., Oct. 5, 11 a.m.; Sat., Oct. 6, 11 a.m., 2007

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