One of our favorite movie quotes – courtesy of the late-Chris Farley in Black Sheep, goes like this: “A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yos, a circus midget.” Every time we think about it, we laugh (haha!) and then, for whatever reason, think of the fetish scene.
That’s right. Fetishes and the crazy things (like the aforementioned Farley quote) that people are into. Like those folks who dangle from the ceiling with meat hooks sunk into their skin, or the sick-o perverts that snap the necks of chickens right before reaching jerking-off climax.
Call us boring, but our idea of a good time is sitting at home reading a book. But just because we don’t get it doesn’t mean we are going to dog on it. On the contrary, the Arizona FetishBall should be the antithesis of us/boring. The eve will feature flesh-hook performers, a fetish bazaar, and live sets by Android Lust, W.O.M.B., and Venus de Mars.
Sat., Oct. 11, 8 p.m.-2 a.m., 2008
