Escape Plan

It may be the most wonderful time of the year, but your Christmas probably has a few constants: watching bratty nieces and nephews throw fits over not getting the presents they wanted, that one weird uncle getting a little too drunk and friendly, and mom overcooking, uh, just about everything...

By Melissa Fossum

December 19, 2013

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It may be the most wonderful time of the year, but your Christmas probably has a few constants: watching bratty nieces and nephews throw fits over not getting the presents they wanted, that one weird uncle getting a little too drunk and friendly, and mom overcooking, uh, just about everything. Fortunately, most Christmas traditions take place during the day, leaving an evening open to other opportunities. The 15th annual Mary X mas is a haven for EDM fans looking to have some fun. The event will feature Christmas décor, girls in red and green go-go costumes, a snow ball fight with real snow, and a headlining performance by DJ Swamp, who coordinated with The Crystal Method.

Deck the halls with glow sticks on Wednesday, December 25, at an undisclosed location for $10. Visit www.facebook.com/mary.xmas.5 for the info hotline and more information.

Wed., Dec. 25, 10 p.m., 2013

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