Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Little Off

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest. This week, we point out some things...

By Matthew Hendley

March 13, 2015

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, we point out some things that are a little off. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Aggravated assault Say spray cheese!

9.)

Charges: Assault Uh, Mr. Golden Sun?

8.)

Charges: Threatening CAN YA KNOCK FIRST?

7.)

Charges: Probation violation 'Merica.

6.)

Charges: Threatening Make mama proud!

5.)

Charges: Resisting arrest, failure to pay a fine, criminal trespassing Ooo! Popsicles!

4.)

Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear Go Cards!

3.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug transportation, narcotic-drug possession, probation violation We know how this guy gets around.

2.)

Charges: Probation violation That is unmistakably Jack Nicholson's mouth.

1.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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