Best Reader Caption For Photo Of Jan Brewer Fingering Paul Babeu: Superbowl sex worker

Congratulations to the New Times reader who goes by the handle Superbowl sex worker, you are the proud winner of this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.On Friday, we asked readers to provide what they thought would be an appropriate caption for the above photo of Governor Jan...

By James King

February 7, 2012

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Congratulations to the New Times reader who goes by the handle Superbowl sex worker, you are the proud winner of this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.

On Friday, we asked readers to provide what they thought would be an appropriate caption for the above photo of Governor Jan Brewer fingering Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu -- which bears a striking resemblance to the viral photo of Governor Glug-Glug sticking her finger in the face of President Barack Obama.

We picked the five best reader captions and put it to a vote.

See all the entries here.

Superbowl sex worker stole the show with the following:

"OK Ma'am, the alphabet does not have any numbers in it. You've failed that test and you couldn't walk a straight line. Let's try something else. Follow my finger with your eyes without moving your head. No ma'am, YOU follow MY finger with your, oh for christ sake. Turn around, put your hands behind your back."

Thanks to everyone who played, and congrats again to Superbowl sex worker -- to retrieve your grand prize of a firm handshake and a glass of lukewarm Phoenix municipal tap water, come to the New Times Building at 1201 East Jefferson Street in Phoenix. Go to the front desk and ask for James King any time after 1 p.m.

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