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Arizona sports fans, like all desert species, know how to make due. Said another way, we’re adapted to savor every major athletic event, because there’s no telling...
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There are plenty of examples proving that you can have too much of a good thing – like every episode of The Simpsons after the 11th season – so we don’t think...
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In a world where 2 Girls 1 Cup is planted firmly in the zeitgeist, shock humor is losing its effect, and originality is at a premium.
John Melendez, known for years as...
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Remember in fourth grade when your Little League squad was really good and your dad went to every game? Remember in fifth grade when your team sucked and Dad suddenly had to...
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This'll be good news to some, sad tidings to others: The D-Backs, sans postseason hopes that were dashed back in May, host their final home game of the season. Your last...
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We’ve tried to get into running plenty of times, but it never lasts for more than a couple of miles. No matter how motivated we are at the start, it doesn’t take us...
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Now’s a bad time to be looking for a career. The only positions available are in “marketing” (selling knives door-to-door), “customer service”...
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Suburban Commando is the greatest movie of all time. Don’t believe us? Then name another motion picture that can top the Hulk Hogan classic in terms of pure entertainment...
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It takes a real a-hole to heckle somebody. This isn’t to say that we haven’t been tempted to, but whenever we consider it, we realize that we’ll piss off a...
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This year, the Arizona Diamondbacks are like your lazy friend from high school. Both have fallen short of their potential and disappointed a lot of people, but both are also...
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Everyone experiences things out of his or her comfort zones. For us, it’s taking a dump in public. For you, perhaps, it’s NASCAR. Maybe you don’t have anything...
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We always try to make the most of the last days of summer for one reason: Hating the heat makes you old. We’re positive that the day we stop squeezing the last juicy bits...
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You can learn a lot about a person’s finances in the cereal aisle. A guy might buy a car out of his price range, but when the chips are down, you know dude’s...
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Nothing against the current Suns, but when we think of basketball in Phoenix, our thoughts still turn to the halcyon days of Kevin “KJ” Johnson, “Thunder”...
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We’re ashamed to admit it, but we’ve always admired cosplayers. Not for their taste – or diet or personal hygiene – but for their courage. You have to...
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Sporting events on Saturday nights are an iffy proposition. If you manage to convince a girl (or an effeminate guy, we don’t judge) to go, there’s always the risk...
