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A big man has a small cut on his finger.
The boss is concerned.
Work on a prep line in a restaurant and sooner or later, you're going to cut your finger. But we're not...
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Remember the ‘90s? Those were the days – back when a bro could have frosted hair and not look like a brosef, when women could show nothing but their midriff...
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Nikolai Khabibulan always seems to find new ways to show that he hates Arizona. The 38-year-old goaltender was once a hero in the Valley. In the late 90’s,...
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"Something Wicked This Way Comes" is the final show at Galeria de los Muertos, and it features carnival-themed works from Jenny Fontana.
Fri., Dec. 16, 6-11 p.m., 2011
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Eastside Records will be reborn (albeit for an undetermined limited time) in a new location near Yucca Tap Room. Get your indie record fix starting Friday, December 16, when...
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Celebrating Hanukkah is, indeed, lots of fun-akkah, but, as it goes with most holidays, laughs can make it even better. Prep for the upcoming eight crazy nights (which begin...
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What’s a social gathering without good food? The folks at Practical Art, the uptown Mecca of local art and usable wares, know the importance of grubbing while gabbing....
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When Red Hot Robot opens its doors on Saturday at noon the go-to shop for geeky gets will offer up free snacks as part of its holiday open house, as well as a selection of...
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You’ve heard of adventure runs – which typically include mud and extreme obstacles -- but if you don’t boast brawn over brains, you might get left in the...
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If all those maudlin and mawkish Christmas commercials on the boob tube are to be taken at face value, the holiday season is a time of peace, goodwill, and social harmony....
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Blackmail may have been effective in the days of Hitchcock and J. Edgar Hoover, but in the age of people blogging their sexcapades and posting colonoscopy videos on Facebook,...
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That stretch from Black Friday to New Year’s Day is just plain annoying. Between the nonstop onslaught of Christmas music, packed malls, and Salvation Army employees on...
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Flashy shoes. Boobs. Identical twins. Things that come in pairs seem to be natural attention grabbers. While The Sklar Brothers don’t boast chestiness or a particularly...
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Beth Tom's the kind of artist who's not afraid to show up to an art show with an oversized, papier mache rabbit head on her shoulders. She's quirky, she's well-versed in the...
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Thanks to The Cable Guy, the public’s idea of a medieval feast involves gnawing greasy turkey legs and using the gross leftover skin to do your best Hannibal Lecter...
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As part of SanTan Brewing Company's weekly Christmas-themed movie screenings the brewpub presents a showing of the modern holiday classic Elf.
Mon., Dec. 19, 9 p.m., 2011
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Ballet often comes off more stuffy than captivating, with mental images of crankily prancing, poorly fed girls overshadowing the verve and artistic innovation of dancers like...
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If you're a valley resident who hasn't heard of guitarist Carvin Jones, it's likely that you've been doing a little carvin' of your own, holed up in some cavernous hermitage....
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Considering how Arizona Curriculum Theater seriously creeps us out every October with Poefest, they should be able to warm and cheer us with Yuletide, a presentation of early...
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The holidays are a magical time when we come together with family, have a falling out, and eventually throw eggnog in the face of the uncle of our choosing. Every person has...