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For a two-month stretch that ended a few weeks ago, Mistress Seven spent her evenings as the guest of Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Tent City, the primitive outdoor jail in south...
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I've got a friend who showed up at the bar recently with his arm in a sling and stitches on his chin from an ass-whippin'. I asked him if he'd deserved it, and he said he...
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I could probably devote my entire job to visiting all the Japanese places opening around the Valley these days. Even for an avid sushi eater like me, it's a lot to keep up...
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After Shrek the Third, I asked the two smart preteen girls I had in tow what they liked about the movie. Projectile vomiting and multiple farts, they said promptly, best Shrek...
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Maybe I'm a judgmental jerk, but when I think "car show," I picture a trashy model in a hot pink thong bikini, draped over a gleaming hood and circled by ogling men who don't...
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If you're looking for a laugh, find a kid raised on Grand Theft Auto and introduce him to Pac-Man.
As he stares at you blankly, explain the addictive joy of eating dots and...
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A deserted back street. Some chick drops a scarf to start the deadly joust. Everybody scatters as the cops close in . . . Wait, those are the cops. Yes, it's a mad world,...
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So imagine this.
You're home on a Thursday night, watching TV. You live with your college sweetheart, a fellow journalist, a guy you'd once planned to marry. But you broke...
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"Well, even if he just sits down and licks his balls, it'll still be fun."
It's Cinco de Mayo, and my buddy B-Boy is trying to talk me into going to the annual Chihuahua...
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Jafar Panahi is a paradoxical populist. He makes crowd-pleasing art movies, often set in the midst of life — the urban crowd is one of his subjects — and is a...
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Brandon Maldonado at Perihelion Arts: Maldonado’s paintings have a quirky and innocent appeal at first glance, but a closer look reveals surrealistic and complicated...
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By Jordan Harper and Robert Wilonsky Published:
May 17, 2007
Pan's Labyrinth (New Line)
Guillermo Del Toro has made a career of mixing slam-bang special effects (Hellboy, Blade II) with creepy atmospheres (Cronos, The Devil's Backbone)....
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Phoenix New Times writers were honored for stories about botched immigration reform, contemporary Native American art, an army peacenik, and more at the annual Arizona Press...
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Yes, it seems as if we can't get away from the typical DJ . . . spinning relatively hot tunes and taking his headphones way too seriously in an obvious, pathetic attempt to...
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The would-be cineastes recently seen fleeing the Museum of Modern Art's screening of The Pervert's Guide to Cinema in New York can't say they weren't warned. What exactly were...
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Army of Shadows: The Criterion Collection (Criterion)
Arthur & the Invisibles (Genius)
Bill/Bill on His Own (Brentwood)
Bunny Whipped (Think)
Caddyshack: 20th...
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Giving vegans a bad name: I agree with your comment in "Diet From Hell" (Ray Stern, May 10) that, maybe, a worse problem in the United States than starving...
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"I really don't like looking at the back of a record and seeing the word featuring a million times," says Brooklyn rapper/producer/label overlord El-P. Incidentally, his new...
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I have no problem with immigrants. My grandparents were Dutch on one side and Irish on the other — but they came here legally, through Ellis Island. What I can’t stand ar...
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The difference between a cover band and a tribute band is the difference between a slut and a prostitute — one just plays with all sorts of people's stuff because it's fun...
