Location, as they say, is everything. And Le Girls Cabaret’s plumb spot straddling the Tempe and Phoenix border illustrates this axiom. It’s in close proximity to the jockish alpha males of Arizona State University, hipsters from downtown Tempe, tourists flying through Sky Harbor, and Hispanic from East Phoenix barrios. In other words, the same sort of cats you’d find rubbing elbows and popping bottles inside Le Girls neon and velvet-heavy on an average weekend night. What unites ‘em? A common love for watching model-quality women– who could be walking runways in haute couture instead of catwalks -- simulate the most intimate of acts for on stage and in laps, and probably later in some tempestuous fantasies. Le Cabaret’s popular “Four for $20” deals also provides them more holla for their dollars, as an Alexander Hamilton gets an epic lap-dance lasting for a quartet of songs, instead of the usual two-and-out at other clubs. Plus, there’s a free tee shirt to be, which comes in handy in case when wiping the sweat from brows.