Moms' Night Out (PG)
Comedy 98 May 9, 2014
With three kids and a husband on the road, stay-at-home mom Allyson (Sarah Drew) is suffering from what can rightly be categorized as a Glamorous Female Crisis. (This occurs whenever we're told a character is teetering on the edge of sanity, yet we only ever see her with salon-coiffed hair, a toned bod, and not a circle to darken her under-eye.) So Allyson and her fellow moms are going out for a nice evening alone. Meanwhile, husband Sean (Sean Astin) and the other dads are predictably fumbling with their own kids because, well, they're men.
Rampant sexism aside, it's curious how the movie addresses the symptoms but never the cause of Allyson's unhappiness. She sincerely believes that if she gets to wear her gemstone-encrusted going-out heels for just one night then everything will be OK, but even these small indulgences wrack her and the other mothers with guilt. In the end, a guardian angel stand-in draws our protago-mom back to the light with some choice Bible quotes and Sean tells Allyson that her "job" is the most important job. It's less a compliment than a passive-aggressive plea she never take another night for herself. If she did, the movie insists, all hell would break loose.