Beyonce Is Pregnant Again: The Top 10 #BeyonceBabyNames of 2013
America wants to be close to Jay-Z and Beyonce. Desperately close. Hashtag close. Because they are officially the last celebrities who have not turned their life together into a weekly show on Bravo, they've hoovered up the country's remaining supply of Camelot-style mythos and gravitas. And because it's 2013, the result is an intense desire to name their child with hashtags.
Beyonce is pregnant again, and #BeyonceBabyNames returned to Twitter with a vengeance on Friday, after a year and a half off. The best part about it is that right now it seems like half of the tweeters are making jokes and the other half just really want to give Beyonce an adorable baby name to use on Blue Ivy's sibling. Here are our 10 favorite examples (so far.) Feel free to use any of them yourself, in case Beyonce (for some reason) doesn't.
— Azalia Ganji (@AzaliaGanji) May 17, 2013
This one almost sounds too much like a name. I'm going to need something a little more ridiculous, if you don't mind.
— Shopbop (@shopbop) May 17, 2013
Okay, there it is.
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