COCKTAILS AND COIFS
Forget about all that trendy "cocktail nation" stuff, the music of Esquivel is in a category of its own. The man made a slew of dynamic instrumental records in the Fifties and Sixties that utilized space-age stereo in a way no one ever had. Of course, you can find all of this out for yourself by rushing out to buy the recently released Music From a Sparkling Planet, the second Esquivel compilation from the thoughtful folks at Bar None Records. But how many of you out there possess the ability to actually look like the mono-named genius from south of the border?
Stop fingering the NuNile, we have a winner. The Valley's very own Paul Wilson walked away with top honors at Bar None's recent Esquivel look-a-like contest at the legendary club Bimbo's in San Francisco. Many of you may be familiar with Wilson's brilliant films on subjects such as feces, Fifties courtesy and cooking that have shown at Valley Art Theatre; if you've seen any of his works, you know he's absolutely meticulous when it comes to period costumes.
It seems Wilson was vacationing where Tony Bennett left his heart, unaware that the contest was even going to take place. As he relates, it was all a magical coincidence: "I'd only brought one cocktail outfit for the whole trip, and I just happened to have a pair of horn-rimmed glasses that I wear when I want to look extra Fifties," Wilson reveals. "So I shaved--I normally let a beard grow when I'm not doing things with my dresses--and when we got there, everyone was turned out in vintage clothes.
"I didn't try to do my hair or anything, but I had the glasses on. And I think they really liked my shoes, I had these two-tone wing tips and this loud gold jacket with sparkling gold thread. They did an applause meter and I won!" The delighted Wilson received a vintage cocktail shaker for his superb Esquivelity--congratulations, Paul!!
I admit, not only do I not like sports, I know nothing about them. I don't know how people can sit in front of a TV for hours watching guys run around and hit each other or throw things and jump in the air when that time could be used for something rewarding like chain-smoking, sleeping or panning for gold. I'll even include listening to music among those big three, which just happens to lead us to Wayman Tisdale.
Since the Suns are as important as air conditioning to most people in this town, Tisdale's name is well-known. But forcing basketballs through hoops isn't the only kind of jamming--that's a sports joke--the six-foot-nine-inch player can do. Wayman is an accomplished jazz bassist, and he's out to prove it to the world with Power Forward, his debut CD on the Mojazz label. His brand of music is "urban contemporary jazz," and on Saturday, Tisdale and his group 5th Quarter will host a release party at the Mesa Amphitheatre at 7 p.m. But first, a little Q&A:
Screed: I'm surprised you have time to play music--I'd think things would be basketball, basketball, basketball.
Tisdale: You know, you have free time when you play basketball. It's not basketball, basketball, basketball. And I don't go out--I just go home and hook up my bass.
S: Who were your bass influences?
WT: I idolized three players growing up. A guy by the name of Robert Wilson--he used to play in the Gap Band and he grew up down the street from me. He tried to teach me some things. Marcus Miller, who is like my mentor and taught me the most of anybody, and Stanley Clark.
S: Do you find it's hard to be taken seriously as a musician?
WT: Oh yeah, that's the story of my life. Before I got to Mojazz, people would say, "Oh no, another novelty, a guy who's just seeking the limelight, he doesn't know the business." I've had a hard road of going through those type of situations.
S: Do you wish you'd chosen music over sports?
WT: I'm so glad I didn't. I don't think I would have been complete going with one instead of the other. I've played, produced and written songs for people all through my NBA career and before it.
S: Do you find music more challenging than basketball?
WT: It's much like the way it is in basketball, but with music it's more personal, it comes from within. When I'm playing music in front of people, they're hearing what's going on in my head, which kind of makes you a little more nervous.
S: Does Barkley play anything?
WT: I don't think so. Well, he plays his mouth. He loves to listen to himself sing!
S: Does he sing in the shower?
WT: I hope not.
S: I'd imagine that a music career can last longer than one in professional sports.
WT: I'm really looking forward to the day when I will be doing just music--in about five years. But right now, basketball is my priority and I love the game and I'm ready to stay as long as I can.
Skank You Very Much: Hey kids, all you ska and dub fans are in for a treat, once a week, all summer long. I'm talking about Dance Hall Thursdays at Jackson Warehouse, that's at Central and Jackson behind America West Arena. All the fuel-injected dance music you could possibly want hosted by deejays Dr. Skankalitis and Kongo Shock's very own Bobnoxious, plus "two-tone, scooter and mod movies play on the big screen all night long." The fun begins at 8 p.m. for you lucky over-21s, and continues after-hours from 1 to 4 a.m. for all ages. Call 257-0990.
It Crawled From the Bins: I have made many a grandiose claim about various bizarre albums in these pages over the months, but I take 'em all back. This is the best record ever. Coiffure Dynamics is fascinating and informative, plus, it has pictures! If I were a woman or a female impersonator, I would memorize every word of this invaluable beauty tool; for me, well, I can only dream. Side one is "A Unique Self-Teaching Method for Hairstyling," an expert tutorial from world-renowned coifmaster Norbert. Dig these liner notes: "Speaking as though he were in his own elegant salon . . . it's almost like having a visit with Norbert, right in your own home!"
Norbert breaks things down into four major categories--"Tension Is Good for You!," "Brush Your Hair to Beauty!," "Every Girl Needs a Tease!" and, of course, "A Smoothing Operation!" As Norbert's firm, but gentle tones guide you to loveliness, remember this, ladies: "Back combing (or teasing) is still, for about 80 percent of all women, the best, simplest and most effective way to enhance their femininity and give more harmony to their Total Look."
And if that doesn't sound like something you'd like to spend hours listening to, get a load of side two! "How to Communicate With French-Speaking Stylists the World Over." And you thought money was the universal language. This album actually came with a traveling handbook of essential phrases for the jet-setting woman in need of a 'do!
You wouldn't want to be caught in some ritzy salon in gay Paree unable to exclaim things like "Et maintenant, Monsieur Charles, faites-moi belle!" ("And now, Mr. Charles, make me look pretty!") or "Je däsire etre jeune et seduisante!" ("I want to look young and attractive!"). How about "Oh! J'ai besoin de beaucoup de laque!" ("Oh! I need a lot of hair spray!")--and those exclamation points are there for a reason. Everyone knows those French are a bunch of meanspirited snobs, and the only way to make them do what you want is to yell commands in a strong American voice!
In short, Coiffure Dynamics "sums up the basic and unchangeable laws of Hairstyling." Why anyone ever got rid of this masterpiece is beyond me. All I can say is: Et maintenant, Monsieur Charles, faites-moi belle!
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