The Tao of Steve: "I'm not slowing down, bro. I still kick ass every day."

El Parche

When he walked onstage at the 20th anniversary of the Tejano Conjunto Festival in San Antonio's Rosedale Park in May, Estéban "Steve" Jordan was resplendent in a purple jumpsuit with gold buccaneer sleeves. But what stood out most was how frail the 62-year-old accordion legend looked. Like a skeleton clinging to its last layer of skin, Jordan appeared so gaunt that his right eye patch seemed to cover half his face. A loose strand of his jet-black mane stuck to his lips, giving the cholo pirate an even more eerie look as he strapped on the red diatonic button accordion bearing his name.

Then came the smile, that ear-to-ear endorsement of the moment. To other entertainers, a grin is a given. But on the mouth of a pioneer prone to bitterness, one who's rarely played in public the past 10 years, the upturned corners meant something. It's not often that an enigma comes to life before your eyes, so when "Estay-bon Hor-don," as he was introduced, took off on a jazzy tangent to start his set, the audience of about 2,000 erupted. Conjunto purists have not always been fans of Jordan's attempts to modernize a style of music that peaked in popularity in the '50s and '60s, and he's not exactly big with the Tejano crowd, which prefers its front men to wear cowboy get-ups and dance around. But on this night the factions of fans banded together to welcome home a notorious and troubled genius. When he punctuated the perfect night with his trademark girlie-yelp grito, the men in 10-gallon hats hoisted their cans of light beer and the women brushed against the up beat.

"Voy a cantáerles un corrído muy al albla" ("I'm going to sing you a great corrido")he vocalized on a traditional Mexican folk song that he would "Jordanize" with cat-quick button runs and a skronking solo closer to bebop than Tex-Mex. "Está es la historía de un pachuco muy rocote," he sang in an unharnessed voice.

This is the story of one bad-ass pachuco.

The way you interview Steve Jordan is to drive to San Antonio and just show up at his door. It's a carriage house in the back yard of another house on the city's far west side. Appointments don't mean much to the man who's never owned a watch. He's been known to take off on impromptu deep-sea fishing and casino gambling vacations at the drop of a Hohner. But on this day you're lucky. It's 4 in the afternoon and Jordan's home, but he's still sleeping.

"He was up all night recording," his 19-year-old son, Steve, says. "Give him another hour or two."

A polite and soft-spoken kid, Steve III (he has an older half-brother also named Steve Jordan) gives a tour of the studio that dominates the living room. The only TV is tuned to a surveillance camera outside. The only stereo is a big wooden console number on top of which several Ampex reel-to-reel tapes are stacked. The famous red "Steve Jordan Tex-Mex Rockordeon" is on the floor next to a chair. There are musical instruments everywhere -- guitars, drums, saxophones, timbales and two or three other button accordions. Jordan can play them all with the virtuoso skill another man named Jordan once displayed on the basketball court.

"How do you like my little set-up here?" asks the man himself, emerging from a bedroom less than half an hour since the knock on his front door. "You meet my 280 musicians? Right here, man, in my synthesizer. Best musicians I ever jammed with, bro, 'cause they all play like me." There's that exaggerated snicker and the slap on the back. Jordan's wearing sunglasses instead of the patch that earned him the nickname "El Parche."

You don't need to ask a question to get him to take off on any given subject in his hipster growl.

"I hate digital, man," he says pointing to his ancient reel-to-reel decks. "Music is not this," he says chopping the air like the vertical coding on CDs. "It's like this," he says, rolling his hand in circles.

Steve Jordan doesn't do interviews, he holds court. He tells stories, recounts old gigs and goes off on riffs, jumping from an explanation of why he used to own a hearse ("I didn't want my first ride in one to be in the back") to his assessment of other accordion players ("That dumb cowboy's pretty good, but he can't play with me," he says of one).

The mention of a recent article in a San Antonio paper which, while acknowledging Jordan's genius, also included allegations of current drug use, brings out a trace of the notorious temper.

"I'll take a dude outside and whip his ass if he disrespects me," he says. "Society can't touch me, man. Never has. I never went to school, never been trained how to act. I'm an animal, bro.

"I'm not afraid to die," he says, lifting his shirt to show a scar that runs from his navel to just below his breast plate. "I've already been dead, bro."

Moments later, Jordan is back to telling funny tales about the early years on the road. If you're going to keep up with Steve Jordan, you can't dwell on anything he says or does.

"I remember the first time I ever heard of acid, LSD. It was 1964, bro, and the stuff was legal," he says. "We had just finished playing -- it was somewhere in California -- and some dude asks the band if we want to do some acid. I said, 'Sure, I'll try anything,' and started rolling up my sleeve. But the dude said, 'You don't shoot it, you eat it.'" Jordan goes on to describe LSD hallucinations so horrifying that he says he swore off acid forever. "At one point, I asked my bass player, 'What's that funny-looking thing? What does it do?' and he said 'That's your accordion, man.' That was it for me. When I couldn't recognize my accordion, that was way too fucked up."

Jordan's been called "the Jimi Hendrix of the accordion" since the late '60s, when he introduced psychedelic phase shifters to an instrument usually associated with The Lawrence Welk Show. He's also been compared to Charlie Parker -- in both talent and temperament -- but Jordan doesn't agree.

"Charlie Parker just played jazz. I play jazz, but I also play rock, country, salsa, mariachi, cumbias -- you name it."

These days, however, Jordan is more like Brian Wilson during his obsessive Smile phase. During the past eight years, when he snipped his barfly wings and evolved into a studio hermit, Jordan has recorded more than 100 new tracks, stuff he says is 20 years ahead of its time. It's a heavily layered sound, with Jordan running his guitar notes through a pair of Roland synthesizers to create everything from cellos and violins to otherworldly horn sections. The music of Steve Jordan's mind is full and offbeat. But despite its inherent trippiness, there's an unmistakable melodic thrust to the new material, which sounds like '60s soul one minute and a loco polka the next.

"I've always been way ahead of everybody else, but this stuff is in a whole other galaxy, man."

He doesn't trust a record company to put it out, just as he doesn't let managers, booking agents or anybody else in the music industry touch his art. He hasn't released a new album in 12 years.

"The big man upstairs is teaching me patience," Jordan says. "That's something I've never had before. Maybe the plan now is for me to lay low and let everybody else catch up a little. But I tell ya, I'm not slowing down, bro. I still kick ass every day."

Jordan gave up the bottle after he fell during his 53rd birthday party and broke his arm. When he turned 54, his friends chipped in and surprised him with a $2,000 synthesizer he'd been pining for.

"I had no idea that they had planned to surprise me with it," says Jordan.

One of those who chipped in, Efraim Palacios, stops by to tell Jordan about a possible gig in Saginaw, Mich., a city with a huge population of homesick Mexican and Texan migrant workers. Palacios, who sells business communication systems during the day and drops in on Jordan at night, is more a responsible friend than manager.

"We created a monster," the preppily-dressed Palacios says of the synthesizer that led to Jordan's single-minded compulsion to record.

"I don't listen to anybody else," Jordan crows. "I don't listen to the radio. It's all crap, man." In the background is a Christmas song that Jordan recorded so he'd have something to listen to during the holidays.

Release schedules and concert dates, not to mention wives, only confuse the muse. Jordan says he'll know when the time is right to start putting out this new stuff on his own El Parche label.

"I just want to get this shit on the streets, man. I wanna see everybody flip. Then I can die and head on to the next place."

But his first wife, Virginia Martinez, who says she supported Jordan for a year and a half, while the musician lived in Phoenix before she kicked him out and sent him back to Texas in August 2000, doesn't think "El Parche" is in any hurry to release the fruits of his obsession.

"That record's his lure," says Martinez, who spent $16,000 on equipment with the promise that she'd be repaid when the album comes out. "It's how he gets people to give him money. I kept telling him, 'Just put out one album. Let's sell it or lease it to a record label.' He had no money coming in. But he wouldn't do it."

By his own estimation, Steve Jordan is 125 years old.

"When I was a little kid, I couldn't work in the fields. I couldn't pick cotton, so I stayed behind in the camp with all the people who were too old to work," he says. "When I was 7 years old, I was 70 in my mind."

He began life in the Rio Grande Valley town of Elsa, Texas, in 1938 with a fire in his eyes. Moments after he was born, a midwife gave him contaminated eye drops which caused scarring; Jordan lost all his sight in his right eye and most of it in the left. He was the runt of 15 children born to migrant-worker parents, but Steve could play every instrument he got his little hands around. His earliest memory is of playing the harmonica as a toddler. He moved on to guitar, bass and drums. One night in a labor camp outside of Lubbock, 7-year-old Jordan was playing guitar and heard a sweet accordion sound coming from the shack next door.

"I stuck my head out and he stuck his head out and we decided to play together," he says.

And that's how Jordan met a teen-aged Valerio Longoria, who would go on to join Santiago Jimenez Sr. (Flaco's dad) and Narciso Martinez in the holy trinity of conjunto acordeonístas.

"I had seen people playing the accordion before, but never so close or so good."

The accordion was invented in Berlin in 1822 as a hand-held orchestra for the common man. When Jordan squeezed one for the first time and heard the richness of sounds, he knew he had found his instrument. In just three weeks he was accomplished enough to play for tips in the cantinas. Asked when he first started thinking about making a living as a musician, he says it happened as soon as he made his first dollar that night in El Campo 55 years ago.

"School didn't make sense to me," says the first-grade dropout. "The whole idea is to learn some way to make money, but I already knew how to make money, man."

As a teenager in the early '50s, Jordan saw a demand for dance bands, so he pulled four of his brothers out of the fields and taught each one their musical role.

"That's how I learned all those instruments," he says. "When I'd show someone in my band what to play, I was also teaching myself."

In 1958, Jordan met teenaged mariachi singer Martinez at a Mexican Independence Day concert at the Municipal Park baseball stadium in South Phoenix.

"I was the headliner and Steve and his brothers just showed up and asked if they could play a few songs," says Martinez, who recently retired from her AA Mariachis and Catering company, but still performs in the Valley. "Well, they just blew everybody away, playing in that wild California conjunto style. I told the announcer, Carlos Montano, 'I'm not following them' and made him put on another act before me."

Steve and Virginia's romance blossomed in 1959 when they were both hired for the Pete Burgarin Band musical package show, which toured in the summer since Burgarin was a schoolteacher the other nine months of the year. Virginia sang and Steve played drums with the big band, stand-up bass with the conjunto group and guitar for the blues singer in the troupe. After a 28-state tour, Virginia became the featured singer with Hermanos Jordan, harmonizing with Steve on traditional ranchera numbers. Though the couple would not marry until 1976, they began living together in 1959, raising three children and splitting time between his family, which had settled in San Jose, and hers in Phoenix. "We lived like gypsies, but it was a wonderful time," Martinez says.

The act became one of the biggest on the Hispanic ballroom circuit, and when the Jordans settled in South Phoenix in the mid-'60s, they helped open the I.D. Club (currently El Pajarito) on Central Avenue. Jordan took such care in every detail that he even designed the bandstand where he would play five nights a week.

"The first 10 years we were together, Steve never had a drink, never smoked, never did drugs," Martinez says. "That's not the same man you'll find now. He turned out to be one hell of a bad husband and a hell of a bad father. But his talent lets him get away with it."

He was faster, flashier, more versatile than the other accordion players right from the start, but Jordan says he really opened up, both literally and musically, after being knifed in 1973 by a stranger whose motive remains a mystery.

"Getting stabbed really turned me around," he says of the parking lot assault outside a bar in Roswell, New Mexico. "I realized that it was time to stop fucking around and just get down all the sounds in my head. Don't hold back, because life is short."

You can hear the innovations evolve on the essential Many Sounds of Estéban "Steve" Jordan (Arhoolie), which opens with nine tracks recorded in 1963 with Martinez and ends with an assortment of cuts from the '70s.

During his '73 hospitalization and yearlong recuperation, Jordan often passed the time taking his equipment apart and putting it back together. For years he'd been retuning his accordions by filing the reeds inside, but when he studied the inner workings of an echoplex and perfected his double echo effect, he took conjunto music to a new level. The "invisible genius of Texas accordion music" he was called in a 1992 Option magazine profile by Ben Ratliff, now a jazz critic for the New York Times.

"He really blew the doors open to what the accordion could do," says Brave Combo's Carl Finch, who helped compile The Return of El Parche, a 1988 reissue of Jordan's 1970s recordings for the Rounder label. "He's just an all-round genius, and on top of that he's got this bulletproof mystique," adds Finch.

But as with many innovators, Jordan hasn't achieved the success of many of his imitators. His groundbreaking singles for Corpus Christi-based Hacienda Records in the '70s rarely sold more than 1,000 copies and nobody can remember the last time he had a radio hit. He's an international dude stuck in a Chicano world, as he told one critic, an expressionist expected to conform to the limitations of a diatonic instrument designed to play in only three keys.

Accordion players and manufacturers all over the world know about him, however, and Jordan says one of his proudest moments was the hero's welcome he received when he visited the Hohner plant in West Germany 11 years ago. The company flew Steve over to present him with an accordion they customized to his specifications, including almost flat buttons for faster finger action.

"The factory tour was a trip, man, because I always like to see how things are produced," he says. "Then I played for all the assembly line workers, and you could see their jaws drop. I showed 'em what they were making."

There are no wrong notes, only players who don't know what to do with them, Jordan says. Sometimes he'll hit a "wonk" when you're expecting a "wink," but in his jazz player's consciousness, it all makes sense. He doesn't know where it comes from, this inspiration that makes him happy and drives him crazy. Making music is putting yourself in a trance that tunes out the world, often to the dismay of wives, lovers and bill collectors.

"I don't wanna wake up until I die," he says. "I don't give a damn about the audience. I could be playing for five people or 5,000 -- it doesn't make a difference. I'm still gonna kick ass. And if you ain't gonna play because there's nobody there, then get the fuck out of my band."

"Steve is always saying he's not giving any part of Steve Jordan away," says Martinez. "He turned down a tour that would have earned him a million dollars because he didn't want to give an agent his percentage. He said he'd rather have 100 percent of nothing than to give some other man a piece of him."

Martinez' son, Steve Jordan Jr., who leads Mariachi Chihuahua, knows too well how idiosyncratic his father can be.

"He did some recording with Steve Sr. last year and he was so proud of that work," Martinez says. But when Steve Jr. came back the next week to hear how the tracks were mixed, his father said he had erased them because he didn't like them. "Stevie was crushed. He idolizes his father, but nothing he does is ever good enough for Steve."

Jordan's wicked perfectionist streak is such that he once hauled his own P.A. system to a taping of Austin City Limits. Although he initially refused to go on without his own speakers, he finally relented when it was pointed out that the ACL system was set up for television taping and not some Tejano bar.

Jordan has also been known to be brutal with club sound engineers.

"I'm sorry, but white guys just can't mix Mexican music. They always want to put the emphasis on the beat," he says, imitating a bass drum. "But we like the up beat."

Jordan says reports that he can be a fiery bandleader are justified, but there's no problem with his current group.

"They're like little pieces of me," he says of 17-year-old bassist Richard Jordan and the 19-year-old guitarist he calls Steve 3. "They've been playing only 11 months, and they get what I'm saying the first time."

The father didn't really know his sons when they were growing up. There were occasional Christmas visits and a fishing trip here and there, but for the most part Jordan wasn't an active participant in their upbringing. He didn't get along with their mother, his second and, he vows, final wife. Then, one day about two years ago, she dropped the kids off with the near-stranger with the eye patch, saying she couldn't control them anymore.

At the time Jordan was without a band, and therefore without an income (he says he's never received a penny in royalties from the nearly 50 albums he's released in his career). When a lucrative gig was offered in Houston, Steve said he'd take it. He had three weeks to teach his sons, who were more into sports and Nintendo than music, how to play 30 songs, but they did the show and haven't stopped playing since.

"These boys, they keep me young," beams a proud Jordan. Steve suddenly stops talking and raises a hand for silence as his version of "Harlem Nocturne" plays in the background. The jazz standard, which Jordan spent more than a week producing, starts with a lushly layered orchestra conjuring every shade of the night.

"Can you dig it, man?" he asks when his accordion starts into the melancholy melody. "All that sound from this little brown box," he says, tapping an old Hohner on the floor with a pointy-toed shoe. He touches his chest where the buttons would be, swaying his head as if lost in a dream.

"Man, what am I doing here, living in the back of some other dude's house, with my kids sleeping on the floor?" he asks, cutting into the ethereal moment. "Ask yourself that, bro. But this is why," he says, gesturing back to the speakers, where his accordion is flitting all around the melody like a bouquet of fireflies. "This," he says tapping the air. "This."

What a gift it is, the ability to blow your own mind. For Estéban "Steve" Jordan that'll have to do for now.


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