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SHOW ME HOW
Where: The Crowne Plaza's Café Sha Longue (4300 E Washington St.) is directly across from the station, less than a minute walk from where the train stops.
Drink: Whatever you can get them to serve your drunk ass before you get booted.
Scene: We would not send you in to the tony Crowne Plaza hotel if there was any other option at this stop but, sadly, there isn't. On the downside, you have no business being here. On the upside, it's super close, Cafe Sha's longue is open until midnight and there are probably some pathetic traveling businessmen that'll buy drinks for any ladies in attendance. So drink up - and don't mention our name. --Martin Cizmar