Phooson: Bathrooms and Beers
-- Martin Cizmar The line for the little girl's room was halfway to the parking lot, while guys like me had a nice short wait. The beer line, on the other hand was nice and short for everyone. Katy Perry just took the stage dressed as a slutty Mrs. Claus, declaring, "I look ridiculous" while her band (dressed as elves) played her on with "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." This should be interesting.
Get the ICYMI: Today's Top Stories Newsletter Our daily newsletter delivers quick clicks to keep you in the know
Catch up on the day's news and stay informed with our daily digest of the most popular news, music, food and arts stories in Phoenix, delivered to your inbox Monday through Friday.