Yesterday was the first day of Winter, which means there are some realities about Winter in Phoenix that you'll have to accept.
Here are 10 realizations you'll have during a Winter in Phoenix:
10.) You Have to Find Where You Placed That One Sweater You Own
How many long-sleeved shirts do I own? Oh, one.
9.) There Are Snowbirds Up in Here!
That's a lunatic thought.
7.) This Looks Nothing Like Winter
Or almost anywhere else. Maybe not Miami.
5.) How Do You Turn on the Heater?
After you realize you're complaining about cold weather in Phoenix.
3.) Snow Isn't Coming
It's 50 degrees, and people are wearing gloves, ski jackets, and knit hats. People in Wisconsin wear t-shirts at 50 degrees.
1.) More Than Once, You Will Hear, "You Don't Have to Shovel Sunshine"
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