10 Signs Spring Doesn't Exist in Phoenix
Now more than a week into Spring, we've developed a conspiracy theory -- Spring doesn't actually exist in Phoenix.
Here are 10 pieces of evidence that we don't have a Spring season:
10.) "April Showers" Don't Exist
9.) "May Flowers" Came in March
So we've been teaching lies to Phoenix's kindergarten students.
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