10 Things People From Phoenix Need to Stop Complaining About

Complaining is an American pastime, especially here in Phoenix.

That said, here are some things we all really need to stop complaining about:

10.) Drivers

Have you ever been to another city? The drivers suck there, too. We're not special.

9.) That Everything's Beige

People hate this until their neighbor paints their house teal. That'll change your opinion on not liking beige.

8.) Immigrants

 Relax. No one's taking yer jerb. If they are, you probably should have stayed in school past eighth grade. 

7.) The Sports Teams

They don't suck that much anymore. Indeed, the Cardinals could make a Super Bowl run this season, and the Diamondbacks just signed two of the best pitchers in baseball.

6.) It's Boring

You're boring.

5.) Old People

It's a complete myth that Phoenix is a city of retirees. The median age here is FIVE YEARS BELOW the median age for the country. 

4.) When It Rains

UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT RAINED AGAIN. Stuff it! You should love the freakin' rain in this desert.

3.) Snowbirds

In a state that's made up mostly of transplants, how can you even tell anymore?

2.) Traffic

10 Things People From Phoenix Need to Stop Complaining About

Phoenix has better traffic than any other big city in America. Try living in L.A. or Boston, ya nitwit!

1.) The Heat

10 Things People From Phoenix Need to Stop Complaining About
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We hit a new low as a society last month when people complained about it being too warm. In November.

Bet ya can't wait for June, when people will continue to act surprised that they moved to an actual desert.

OMG DOES IT GET ANY HOTTER?!

IT ALWAYS GETS HOTTER. PLEASE SHUT UP.

BONUS COMPLAINT: "My skin is dry!"

Solution: Buy some lotion. Shut up.

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