Complaining is an American pastime, especially here in Phoenix.
That said, here are some things we all really need to stop complaining about:
Have you ever been to another city? The drivers suck there, too. We're not special.
9.) That Everything's Beige
People hate this until their neighbor paints their house teal. That'll change your opinion on not liking beige.
Relax. No one's taking yer jerb. If they are, you probably should have stayed in school past eighth grade.
7.) The Sports Teams
They don't suck that much anymore. Indeed, the Cardinals could make a Super Bowl run this season, and the Diamondbacks just signed two of the best pitchers in baseball.
6.) It's Boring
5.) Old People
It's a complete myth that Phoenix is a city of retirees. The median age here is FIVE YEARS BELOW the median age for the country.
4.) When It Rains
UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT RAINED AGAIN. Stuff it! You should love the freakin' rain in this desert.
In a state that's made up mostly of transplants, how can you even tell anymore?
Phoenix has better traffic than any other big city in America. Try living in L.A. or Boston, ya nitwit!
1.) The Heat
We hit a new low as a society last month when people complained about it being too warm. In November.
Bet ya can't wait for June, when people will continue to act surprised that they moved to an actual desert.
OMG DOES IT GET ANY HOTTER?!
IT ALWAYS GETS HOTTER. PLEASE SHUT UP.
BONUS COMPLAINT: "My skin is dry!"
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Solution: Buy some lotion. Shut up.
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