10 Things Phoenix Newbies Say
Transplants don't always immediately understand the nuances of life in Phoenix.
Below, check out 10 (laughable) things we've heard from Phoenix newbies over the years:
10.) "I'll walk there."
No you won't. You'll be driving to anything more than 1,000 feet away.
9.) "No jalapeños, please."
Don't like spicy? You'll learn.Next Page
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