In case you didn't know, there are certain things you definitely shouldn't do around Phoenix.
Take our advice and don't do these 10 things:
10.) Leave anything in your car
Particularly children and pets, but also crayons, chocolate, or anything else you don't want freshly painted into the upholstery.
9.) Wear a ski jacket and gloves
It's never that cold. Stop overreacting. 8.) Attract the attention of a Maricopa County sheriff's deputy
We know you think you have constitutional rights. . .
7.) Go to Taco Bell
Grow up and go to a place with Spanish words in the title. 6.) Say Phoenix is boring, when you live in Anthem
Please clarify that it's your life in the suburbs that's boring, not Phoenix.
5.) Walk outside barefoot
Yes, even if it's just to the mailbox, you won't make it. 4.) Touch the metal part of the seat belt
Unless you need to cauterize a wound.
3.) Get too friendly with a cactus
If you haven't pulled cactus spines out of yourself, you just haven't lived here long enough. 2.) Say, "It's a dry heat."
We're pretty sure they legalized punching people who say this.
1.) Complain about the heat
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