50 Things Arizonans Should Not Be Thankful for This Year
Well, Arizonans, you can decide on your own what you might be giving thanks for this Thanksgiving, but we can tell you some things you shouldn't be thankful for.
In fact, we found 50 ways in which you can give no thanks this year:
50.) The City of Surprise
Arizona Diamondbacks vs. Miami Marlins
TicketsFri., Sep. 22, 6:40pm
Arizona Cardinals Game Zone - 9/25 - Not A Game Ticket
TicketsMon., Sep. 25, 2:15pm
Arizona Cardinals vs. Dallas Cowboys
TicketsMon., Sep. 25, 5:30pm
Arizona Diamondbacks vs. San Francisco Giants
TicketsMon., Sep. 25, 6:40pm
WWE Smackdown Live
TicketsTue., Sep. 26, 4:45pm
There's nothing specifically wrong with the city itself; it's the name that bugs us. Surprise!
49.) Live Coverage of Car Chases
Fun when it's O.J. Simpson, not fun when it ends with a suicide on national TV.
48.) The Metal Part of Seatbelts During the Summer
a.k.a. a hot iron.
47.) Amy's Baking Company
46.) Killer Cacti
It does happen sometimes. Cacti kill. And we're not down with that.