Congratulations to the New Times reader known as LD25 and not voting for Russ, you've won this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.
On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of ousted state Senate President Russell Pearce -- who's actually trying to get elected again -- with some baby.
We picked the five best captions, and put those up for a popular vote.
LD25 and not voting for Russ beat out the rest of the field with the following:
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