Best Reader-Submitted Name for Arizona's (Imaginary) New Government?
If there's one thing all of the secession talk has provided, it's awesome names for Arizona's new government when it becomes a nation (which is never).
For those who missed it, roughly 18,500 people who signed a petition on the Internet, asking the White House to let Arizona secede and start its own government, and it's pretty clear they didn't really think things through.
For this morning's poll, select the best New Times reader-submitted name for Arizona when it becomes a new nation, again, which is never. Ever.
Cast your vote below (reader handles in parentheses):
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