Chandler Craigslist-er Will Trade Dead Kid's Crutches for Cigarettes
If you're in need of child-size crutches -- and have some smokes to spare -- you're in luck: Someone in Chandler is willing to make a trade.
The only catch is that the previous owner of the crutches -- according to the person who posted the ad (pictured above) on Craigslist -- is a kid . . . and he's dead.
See the ad here.
As you can see, the description of the ad says, "The kid died so I don't need these anymore. Will trade for cigarettes."
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We're gonna go ahead and assume this is a
hilarious sick joke, but we've contacted the poster just to be sure. We'll let you know if we hear back.
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