If you're in need of child-size crutches -- and have some smokes to spare -- you're in luck: Someone in Chandler is willing to make a trade.
The only catch is that the previous owner of the crutches -- according to the person who posted the ad (pictured above) on Craigslist -- is a kid . . . and he's dead.
If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters.
SHOW ME HOW
See the ad here.
As you can see, the description of the ad says, "The kid died so I don't need these anymore. Will trade for cigarettes."
We're gonna go ahead and assume this is a
hilarious sick joke, but we've contacted the poster just to be sure. We'll let you know if we hear back.