DUI Task Force Out to Get Ya This Weekend--Beware!
"The police will be pulling over any motorist for any traffic violation that occurs at nighttime. They will be specifically looking to see whether the motorist has been drinking. If you do go out this holiday weekend and have some drinks, make sure you have a designated driver."
Thanks for the warning, sir.
Oh, one more thing.
"If you are pulled over and detained," the barrister writes, "ask to contact us immediately at [office number here]. Put this number in your speed dial now!"
We get it, Dave....
And we're sure you take all major credit cards.
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