Here Are 100 People Freaking Out Over Arizona's Fake "Gay-To-Straight Programs"
There's an astounding amount of people who were fooled by a fake news article claiming Arizona was instituting "gay-to-straight programs" in public schools.
We noticed that several people actually thought this was real, but, checking through Twitter, there are perhaps thousands of people freaking out over this completely fake program. Check out 100 of the biggest freak-outs we found:
Jan Brewer is so fucked up. Read this, please, everyone. Srsly makes me want to cry. http://t.co/YMKCwmdhOY— Yannel Aguirre (@young_yanal) August 22, 2013
@: http://t.co/lrOedj9zNo Jan Brewer is far by the most uneducated person I've met. #AZGayToStraightProgram #FUCKHER #JANBREWER#RT— INSTAGRAM @KIDDOBENN (@KIDDOBENN) August 22, 2013
"Uneducated," says the man who used the word "Straigjr."
Fuck Arizona trying to enforce gay-to-straight training in all schools on November 1. I hope Jan Brewer gets mauled by rabid chupacabras.— Jonah Falcon (@JonahFalcon) August 22, 2013
Governer Jan Brewer of Arizona just signed a law a new gay to straight program for all schools k-12 grade I am so Pissed right now— Juline Adair (@Juline4) August 22, 2013
Fuck Jan Brewer. Seriously? A mandatory curriculum program to turn gay men & women straight. Fuck Arizona school district. All of them..— Universal Theories (@Soul_Poetry) August 22, 2013
Governor Jan Brewer first u pass SB 1070 now ur thinking of "gay-to-straight program?" In public schools!?What the fuck!? #dumbestbitchever— Eric (@eescobedo2) August 22, 2013
Governor Jan Brewer has got to be one of the dumbest cunts I've ever seen! A gay-to-straight program? Really?! Someone put that bitch down.— Xian (@RatchetHarlot) August 22, 2013
"[...] why god made them defective?" AZ governor Jan Brewer about gay people. So there's now a gay-to-straight program to figure that out.— Marco van Beers (@ocramvb) August 22, 2013
Dear Jan Brewer, I am not defective because I am gay. My sexuality is not a disease you can cure. How dare you try to tell Arizona that.— Lydia Havens (@lydia_havens) August 22, 2013
ARIZONA are u fucking nuts? Gay to straight curriculum in schools? Assholes. Teachers need to go on strike. Fuck u Governor Jan Brewer.— Dantethecomic (@Dantethecomic) August 22, 2013
Shame on Jan Brewer and Arizona for enforcing a gay to straight program! You can't change from gay to being straight #BornThisWay— RicardoRodriguez (@HausofRickyRic) August 22, 2013
Jan Brewer is a cray biiiiitch with her "gay to straight program"— KK (@KlarissaJC) August 22, 2013
http://t.co/dfB1V56evS Gov Jan Brewer upholds America's Biblical Heritage, we still value "The Laws of Nature & of Nature's God"— Gary Wallace (@GWstand) August 22, 2013
The bill signed by governor Jan Brewer mandating a curriculum to "help" young gay students change their sexuality is absolutely appalling— Joey Puleo (@joey_puleo) August 22, 2013
@BravoAndy I have a JACKHOLE for you! AZ gov. Jan Brewer, she's making Gay kids go thru a "Gay to straight" program at school! Look it up!— Becky (@Beckala1624) August 22, 2013
Dear Jan Brewer, Just when I though you couldn't be more of a bigot, you prove me wrong. http://t.co/lNpmLVZpiX— Zee Velasco (@artzkd) August 22, 2013
Jan Brewer wants to create a program that'll help Gay & Lesbian students(from K-12) become straight...I wanna know what drugs she's on lol— Armando Martinez (@ArmandoIsEvil) August 22, 2013
Gay-To-Straight Program To Be Used In All Arizona Public School Curriculums Beginning November 1st - http://t.co/BXriUHb6Pe - Fuck Brewer— Josh Strange (@joshstrange) August 22, 2013
WTF? THIS PISSES ME OFF. FUCKING BREWER http://t.co/YxJk3NsusP— Heather (@Day_Zeee) August 22, 2013
Brewer and Arpaio support this program- the program actually says THIS: We bring the gay demons out of these... http://t.co/Z4anK3n97Z— Julie Jo Koehler (@jujubeee714) August 22, 2013
@EddieMcClintock OMG! Sheriff Arpaio - "There will be no more prancing around and other gay activities that homosexuals like to do" PRICK!— BILLY MORRISON (@BillyMorrison) August 22, 2013
I URGE EVERYONE TO READ THIS ARTICLE. MY JAW DROPPED AND IM APPALLED http://t.co/NH3qbQEhAC— Lezbi Real (@Lezbi_Real) August 22, 2013
Schools in Arizona are making mandatory gay to straight classes. I cannot express how much this disgusts me! I'll post the article next.— Nartarsharrr (@Nartarsharrr) August 22, 2013
http://t.co/uLpUDq32vo This is disgusting. Governor of Arizona you are one unholy human being. You're the one that should change.— Ashton (@ashyhinkle) August 22, 2013
If you're involved in what can be DESTRUCTIVE behavior, can the gov. stop you from seeking help? http://t.co/JBi5q77GYA— dave underwood (@dave1963x) August 22, 2013
What the fuck kind of backwoods uneducated horse shit is this? http://t.co/S6UGo3xhUL— Matt (@ViralScene1) August 22, 2013
Writing a email to the person who wants Arizona wanting children to basically grow up straight not gay. @shailiapena_xo Shailia is doing it— ᗩИ❡Ǝℓᗩ❤ (@angela_gonie) August 22, 2013
They tryna have a Gay to Straight program in Arizona public schools.. Ummm tf?— Taste The Rainbow (@_whatthefack) August 22, 2013
Nah girl, they kiddinya 'bout the program.
ARIZONA has HELLA gay people in the state & U.O.E.N.O ..... smh.— mikaela stenson (@Exotic_Kaela) August 22, 2013
Sounds worse than normal gay. Let's hope Jesus can save them.
Awe read this. Whoever made this up should be ashamed http://t.co/7VbRmItVIy— that other thing (@shailiapena_xo) August 22, 2013
Even better, because it's literally made-up.
I have so many opinions about the new anti-gay curriculum in Arizona schools. How many different ways can you spell the word bullshit?— Samuel Byrne (@samuelbyrne92) August 22, 2013
Merriam-Webster shows just one spelling.
I weep. http://t.co/hzxLYmy6Wq— Sean Webb (@seanmwebb) August 22, 2013
Hot. RT @BruciXSpears: Wow @ Arizona schools requiring students K-12 to take Gay-To-Straight classes.— gabe dewitt bukater (@gabespears) August 22, 2013
It's the budget that's the problem.
This makes me so sad. Kids in Arizona - YOU ARE PERFECT (and you don't have to live in AZ forever) http://t.co/O0BGtjL6sl— Erin Cummings (@ErinLCummings) August 22, 2013
This is real life. This is not a Onion article, as much as I wish it was http://t.co/M7VbZ3SlSK— B U B B A (@Aschick41) August 22, 2013
This guy is literally going to murder a woman, using the article as a weapon.
Fuck Arizona. There making a gay to straight program in all public schools.— L-y-N-d-A-n (@Baby_Lyndan) August 22, 2013
Too bad they don't have an Asshole Conversion Program for the Assholes who came up with this. http://t.co/HX7ZFv9q2D— Heimo Schmidt (@heimo01) August 22, 2013
I can only imagine how upset the gay people are in Arizona. That is fucked— Justin Burton (@DogeBurton) August 22, 2013
I feel like money could have been appropriated more efficiently...like stopping the "SWAGeneration". Or Batman.... http://t.co/1PoZd2Lo4v— Craig Elevenution (@Elevenution) August 22, 2013
THE CHILDREN, JAN
The Nazi state I live in! http://t.co/lBGaJKE7LK— Jason Lamb (@jalamb416) August 22, 2013
Literally run by Hitler.
I have no words for this. Arizona, you are now officially tied with Florida in the "General WTF" category, and... http://t.co/THTRhko2jh— Michael Sheppard (@pianistcomposer) August 22, 2013
Thats fucked up Arizona schools are making mandatory therapy sessions to turn gay students straight...— Aidan ▲ (@ImAidanD) August 22, 2013
WTF. In public schools? Do parents have a choice? http://t.co/rw52x6n4aZ— Adam Macon (@adammacon) August 22, 2013
THIS IS ABSURD I WANT TO CRY AND PUNCH THINGS http://t.co/GxeGTdwA5V— Jillian McLaughlin (@jilly_bird) August 22, 2013
This is absolutely disgusting. Complete ignorance of reality. American mindsets strike again. http://t.co/au9Z4Ufrzz— Shane Matthew Dinan (@Shane_M_D) August 22, 2013
Arizona passed a gay to straight conversion program for all public schools. Excuse me whilst I kill myself— Johnny Stacewicz (@JayBurhd) August 22, 2013
Hey man, if you didn't already ice yourself, this whole post is about people who didn't realize this is fake.
Are you shitting me? Gay-to-straight programs in schools? I wanna live on Mars. http://t.co/nzSnwEIwBE— Mikhaila (@Furry_Mikhaila) August 22, 2013
"Hey, at least we're better than Arizona" -49 other states http://t.co/bWEOKLH0GD— Studs Twerkel (@Fantasmagorie_) August 22, 2013
I had to double check that this wasn't an Onion article.....http://t.co/vj5rSKwZK0— Tim Garza (@CronosBlade) August 22, 2013
In case you thought we only had to worry about Russia..., http://t.co/WGQrUeTd5V— Alan Cumming (@Alancumming) August 22, 2013
Arizona, you are one piece of shit state if you're actually going to go through with this. http://t.co/MSAXYMGqDY— Internet-less Mario (@TheMarioLH) August 22, 2013
Faith in humanity : destroy. God loves everybody for who they are. Gay or not. http://t.co/zxNRfqxDV6— alexandra vézina (@alexvezina1234) August 22, 2013
Go fuck yourself, Arizona. http://t.co/BgZScm11i5— gephew (@med11n) August 22, 2013
FUCK THIS LET THE CHILDREN BE WHO THE WANT TO FUCKING BE http://t.co/YMZjlifwV6— Ailee ❤ (@SidneeMeow) August 22, 2013
fuck me ive never seen anything like it http://t.co/w4qSlO9COg
— Hannah Nowland (@HannahNowland) August 22, 2013
Is this for real? Man, Jan Brewer is an evil so and so. http://t.co/Sjh0kAktS0— Ophidimancer (@Ophidimancer) August 22, 2013
http://t.co/dXiFcn5wAC I'm beyond disgusted.— Abby. (@tealkraken) August 22, 2013
Yikes! Trying to change who you are and being taught that you are a defect is what causes suicide, violence, etc.... http://t.co/KDZ7tqFO66— Michael Lovesee (@mlovesee) August 22, 2013
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. BURN EVERYTHING DOWN. http://t.co/tPLRELVPsc— based demanrisu (@demanrisu) August 22, 2013
wow. America is so fucked http://t.co/VxdBhLpmza It's sad that a state makes laws based on "God"— Aaron Mavis (@AaronOfMavis) August 22, 2013
This MUST be stopped:
Nov 1st AZ begins MANDATORY gay-to-straight program in all public schools for all grades.http://t.co/vvEQOXSkXk— Julia Larson (@VitaBrevi) August 22, 2013
I can't believe something like this can happen. Someone please do something! http://t.co/J6LfrE9FkC— Alice Clements (@Alice_arc) August 22, 2013
This is a fucking joke, right? PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE. http://t.co/I9oDoP64X7— Just James... (@TLBJames) August 22, 2013
THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE.
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