Jodi Arias' 10 Most Pathetic Tweets
While the jury is still considering Jodi Arias' fate for killing Travis Alexander, we have some insight on what's going on in her head.
It's easy, really, because she's a nationally known murder defendant with a friggin' Twitter account, and one of the few words that accurately describes Arias' posts would be "pathetic."
As you may recall, authorities confirmed Arias was "tweeting" from jail, by phoning up a woman named Donavan Bering and telling her what to post on the site.
So, before the verdict is read, you can see Arias' 10 most pathetic tweets below:
1.) Easy, Juliet.
I wanted so much to avoid trial but the State forced it. My only other option was suicide and, well . . .— Jodi Arias (@Jodiannarias) May 7, 2013
2.) Ya don't say.
I would have signed a plea years ago to avoid this disaster, but I was refused a plea as the State and the family refused to settle.— Jodi Arias (@Jodiannarias) May 7, 2013
3.) Yet another cry for attention.
It's ridiculous to buy my mail from anyone when I will write you FOR FREE.......Don't get suckered!!!!!!— Jodi Arias (@Jodiannarias) April 10, 2013
I feel bad for the poor fool who paid 4 my "panties" on Ebay. For 1, umm, gross. For 2, sorry you got suckered.— Jodi Arias (@Jodiannarias) April 29, 2013
5.) No, it is not.
Commissary didn't arrive this week. It's like waking up on Christmas morning and discovering that Santa skipped your neighborhood.— Jodi Arias (@Jodiannarias) May 4, 2013
6.) "Jodi" isn't "cool" either -- might as well have gone with "Gertrude."
Correction: some of my older work from the 90's is at jodiariasisinnocent.com/jodi-arias-art.... some are signed "Jodie" b/c in HS I thought that was cool.— Jodi Arias (@Jodiannarias) May 5, 2013
7.) Uh, sick burn?
N. DisGrace has set back the cause of all women who have survived domestic violence. Her circus makes a mockery of something very serious.— Jodi Arias (@Jodiannarias) May 7, 2013
8.) Mass-murder advocacy group?
I'm working on a little project that is going to help support domestic violence shelters. I'm hoping it'll be off the ground this coming week— Jodi Arias (@Jodiannarias) April 27, 2013
9.) Nothing says "not guilty" like trying to turn a profit in jail.
I just finished the last of 5 drawings in what I'm calling" The Hat Series". They should be on SJ's website within the next few weeks.— Jodi Arias (@Jodiannarias) April 8, 2013
10.) Nailed it.
HLN is an acronym for Haters Love Negativity.— Jodi Arias (@Jodiannarias) March 9, 2013
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