If you're a washed up, ex-celebrity, and you spend even a second with Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, expect the media to be there, too. Just ask Steven Seagal.
The latest has-been to get some air time compliments of the sheriff: the "Motor City Madman" himself, Ted Nugent.
Nugent's been rolled out by the sheriff for media charades in the past -- he's a captain in Arpaio's amateur band of pseudo-security guards -- so it's no surprise that Arpaio (and Phoenix's Fox affiliate) tried to disguise the publicity stunt as "two friends from some very different backgrounds just having dinner."
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Nugent and the sheriff dined at Bobby Q's last night, and were kind enough/desperate enough for publicity to let MyFoxPhoenix "crash the party."
Hilarity/lunacy ensued. See below.